I'm squeamish

You used Play dough instead of fondant, right? The can says no-toxic doesn't it? Cheaper and great colors!

My thoughts exactly SugarLover! I would use something that's much more flavorful and readily available(at least at my house)than algae!
Oh, and I see we have another lurker among us!

Toodles, how many people have outed themselves on other threads? SugarLove needs to pop over and make herself know on the laundry subject. She seems to fit in.

Not sure how many, but isn't it at least 3 just in this thread.... and I know there have been several others. I wish they'd quit lurking and just come play with us!

I've noticed several folks trying to figure out how to make beer bottles out of sugar. It would be so much easier to just take a quick drive and pick up a couple of empty bottles off the side of the road.

Also, I have to say the CCer that made the cat litter cake for her kids for April Fools wasted a perfectly good cake mix when she could have used the real thing! Now that would have been a memorable April Fools.

ok, as a April fool's joke, my DH made FAUX dough doughnuts. They looked and felt like real cake doughnuts, the tasted like puked up salty playdough, DH description. Not kittie litter but hey, as least she doesn't do special brownies!

Just figured I'd ask here since it fits the best in this thread...


If the cake ball bounces into the empty dog food dish, out onto the counter and on the floor... is it ok to still serve and or sell it.


I'm asking just as a hypothetical question... this incident never took place.

Saving my spot - only made it to page 9. MUST...GO...TO...BED...

Please don't post anymore tonight - how will I ever catch up tomorrow???

I need quick help - yesterday I tried to make puppy cake. How the he!! you get the puppy to lie still? I tried and tried and tried...

You guys are so silly! Duh... you do it while your pet is SLEEPING!

I thought you used duct tape, isn't that in the book 1001 uses for duct tape?

Oh come on jlynn... that's just mean. And how are you going to get the hair effect if it's all taped down? Duh!

I think taking the hairs that said animal has already shed, adds a very realistic effect when "sprinkled" about on the cake.

Mel, just use a few strips in strategic places. As you come to the tape remove it. The hairs attached can be plucked from the tape if needed. You can also use paint thinner to get the adhesive loose. You can also collect pet hair like Tita suggests, try your vacumn. Best of luck

ok, i saw a reference to this in the laundry thread and just read it all!! As a new mother (again) and penny pincher I must share my secret to creamy icing = breast milk! It's free! And my famous yellow cake? Yellow baby poo! I just scrape it right out of the diaper, and then i reuse the pee pee diapers for smoothing my fondant! Baby is starting to drool, yay! save on water!!

This is the best thread, ever.

Yay!!! That was the plan!!

I used a fondant covered milkbone as an accent piece on a cake once. It wasn't for a dog.

ugh.. :barf: @annacakes. LOL

Man!!!! Now I'm really in a tither.
I've done everything you've said so far= breast milk, vomit, loogies, dog hair etc.
But I've just noticed drips coming from the ceiling.
Not sure if it's the hydroponic system or the backed up toilet upstairs.
Now I'm gonna have to charge extra!!

GAH!! It just keeps getting nastier and nastier in here! Hahaha. You guys are so much dang fun!

Can anyone tell me what "WASC" is? Or "IMBC"? Or "doing laundry"? Or "cake"?
I'm new here! And I didn't want to bother trying to figure it out on my own.

Also, I need a good idea for a cake. I don't know what occasion it is for, nor do I know the age, gender, interests, or flavor preferences of the honoree. I know there are probably thousands of photos in the galleries, but I don't have time to go through them all. Any suggestions?

Sorry to hijack this thread!

Ha ha! Thought you were serious before you said cake!

Oh my gosh!! I have been gone waaaay too loooooongg!
I just read all 28 pages and didn't remember posting ANY of the stuff I did!!

As Mel mentioned several pages back...I have a brain injury (seriously)
I have been cracking up here, like reading it all for the first time...LOL!
I'm not sure if I want my memory to correct itself with the injury or not now!
Makes things more interesting!
I have learned so many new tricks for doing cakes, well maybe not...
I can't remember!

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What?? No mention of the football team that tromps through my kitchen RIGHT when I'm baking a cake, just to lick my bowls clean so I can use them again? quote]

Dogs do it faster.

Theresa

Okay, I just found this thread and trying to read it all at once made some of the words smear from my tears. And I peed my pants. I read "lick my bowels". I need a drink.

OMG! I've been holding it together pretty well reading through this, but just lost it with "lick my bowels" you guys are too funny!