Post Your Worst Cake!!

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Smoochiefrog Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 10:32pm
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I'm wondering how to animate Chewy wearing the booties--I think the perfect music would be "The Yeti Stomp" by the Backyardigans (for those of you with little people around).




ROFL!!!!!!!! Yeti, yeti, yeti, yeti, STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Doin' that yeti stomp!

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BellaRosa Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 10:55pm
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You guys are KILLING ME!!!!! The cable guy came to switch out my box & I never left my computer. I was crying & laughing & he asked me if everything was ok. I have been laughing hysterically for days!!!! I dont take pics of my bad cakes most of the time, but actually posted a practice cake in my gallery a while back. It was a round chevron cake & it looked like a Marine tossed his cookies. Thank goodness I have practiced more since then! lol

Keep it up....this is my sanity break! whoo hoo

BellaRosa

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puffy Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 11:26pm
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I'm fairly new to CC and I have never posted before. I love to look at all the cakes. You are all very talented. I've also had some really good laughs over some of the bad cakes. I've only done birthday cakes for my family. My worst cake barely made it out of the oven. It was an angel food cake on steroids and I had cake all over inside the oven. My DH was more than willing to take a picture of the disaster but I wouldnt let him.

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DiscoLady Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 11:33pm
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thanks twinsline 7...the bday girl loved the bees also. what brought it out more was all the party decorations was yellow and black. so the cake blended in well.




Thank god for camouflage!!! icon_wink.gificon_lol.gif

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mmdd Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 11:38pm
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Here's a cake, that....while it may not be my worst, but you would NOT believe how many people have told me that they'd never eat it. I hope my pic will download. I had a problem posting pics before.
LL

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iceberg Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 11:51pm
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MMDD, I am lost for words.....what can ya say, other than EEEWWW!

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BellaRosa Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 11:58pm
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OMG I could NOT eat that cake!! roflmao icon_surprised.gif

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TandTHarrell Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:00am
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what is it a rhino?

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mikaza Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:03am
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how did you even get something to look like...THAT?!?!?

hahahah. oy.

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mmdd Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:07am
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If you drop bits of cake batter onto a cookie sheet, then let it bake a bit, then drop more, etc., etc.

And, that is how I created the poo! LOL

I made it for my cousin. I swear, if you would only smell it, it smelled great, but some just can not handle the look!!!!

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crp7 Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:29am
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I am getting caught up after being gone all day and this is getting better all the time! I think the guitar is right up there near the top of the list. The shape is great but the strawberry stuff.... did any of you see the movie Carrie? Looks like the guitar was a little too close to her at the prom.

C

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ge978 Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:32am
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Oh thanks guys, I think I'll skip dinner now icon_surprised.gificon_lol.gif Maybe that will be my weight loss plan...every time I get hungry I will come look at mmdd's cake icon_surprised.gif

You all are so funny!

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deijha Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:35am
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OH,, mmdd That is horrible.. LOL I don't think I could eat it either. Good Job!

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mmdd Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:38am
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Hmm...weight loss plan~good idea!! Use whatever works, I guess!!!

I'm glad you all like it so much, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mommachris Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:43am
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Okay, when I first saw the fake toilet (complete with tootsie roll t*rds) I said "That is so nasty."

But, MMDD, you have found the topper. That is just SO WRONG! icon_surprised.gif

you have quite an imagination.

mommachris

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mmdd Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:46am
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I'm almost afraid to show this to people because of some reactions I've received, but the heck with it! I'm gonna show it to everyone now. (which is what my husband told me to do, and even though we hate to admit it, they're usually right) Anyway..............I hadn't seen the toilet cake with tootise rolls.

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subaru Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:50am
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HOLY CR@P!!!!!!!! Sorry, But I just couldn't resist!

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crisseyann Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 12:58am
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mmdd...I had a devils food cake that bubbled over in my oven that looked JUST like your poo cake! My sister and brother in law were in town staying with us for a few days, and my BIL took the "poo" and placed it on the floor next to the toilet!

My DH was at work so we were all waiting for him to come home to see it. He usually comes in, grabs a beer and sits and relaxes for a bit. Then he has to go pee.

Well, this particular night, he went and had another beer and sat down again. No potty break! We were all dying laughing. He had NO idea what was so funny. He finally got up to pee, walked into the bathroom and deadpanned "Oh yeah, you guys are real funny". He has NO sense of humor!

I HAD a pic of it, but aparently I was so disgusted by it, I deleted it from my computer. DANG! LOL

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twinsline7 Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 1:01am
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what is it a rhino?






ok...I now have dr pepper coming from my nose!!!! OMG ...I died when I saw the poo.....but this comment....."what is it a rhino"......my whole mouthful of dr pepper spewed everywhere....and came through my nose!!!!

Those 5 words have got to be the funniest thing I have read!!!


mmdd....I have to say ....honey your cake looks like crap!!!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_wink.gif






edited to change "the" word! icon_confused.gif

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mmdd Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 1:01am
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Wow, crisseyann!! I bet you all about peed your pants when he finally went to potty!

No sense of humur, huh?!?!

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frstech Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 1:12am
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I think that this ought to become a contest...but then again MMDD would win it hands down !!! LOL

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mmdd Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 1:12am
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I'm glad it looks like sh*t, because it's definitely not a rhino.

Ok, ok, now I'm ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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twinsline7 Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 1:18am
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mmdd would definitely win for the crappiest cake in here!!!


...but no matter what I just can't get passed ge's "couldn't help but do it" booties!!!! Ithink I might've been able to let another cake pass them up if she hadn't surrounded them with the PILES of powder sugar!!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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ge978 Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 4:15am
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twinsline: I'm seriously trying to remember what the powdered sugar was all about icon_confused.gificon_lol.gif Another one of those "What was I thinking" moments.

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twinsline7 Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 4:31am
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ge...you know how they say "everything happens for a reason".....well I think your powdered sugar booties was to bring all this encouragement to those like me who think what the hell-0 am I doing putting my pictures up with all these great cakes!!"



do you realize we're at almost 20,000!!!...that means 20, 000 laughs have happend on this site since you started it!! thumbs_up.gif


ge...you make me happy ...when skies are grey..... icon_lol.gif

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ge978 Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 4:43am
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twinsline: what are you drinking tonight icon_surprised.gificon_lol.gif I am glad everyone's having so much fun!! You guys have really cracked me up on this thread...I'm not sure when I've laughed so hard.

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GenesisCakes Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 2:08pm
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mmdd you have a great sense of humor...I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lazy_Susan Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 2:12pm
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Originally Posted by mmdd

Here's a cake, that....while it may not be my worst, but you would NOT believe how many people have told me that they'd never eat it. I hope my pic will download. I had a problem posting pics before.




I'm sorry but that pic was nasty ouch.gif

Lazy_Susan

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mmdd Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 2:20pm
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My husband said we should try to sell these.....ya know how people have made fake poo?? I told him I don't know..............I think it might turn more people away.

My children said they wouldn't eat it. My oldest said he'd eat the grass. Ha Ha!

This is the best forum around here.

ge started it, right? Look at the laughter you've made!!!!

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twinsline7 Posted 15 Mar 2006 , 2:28pm
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mmdd I agree you have a great sense of humor......actually EVREYONE in here has a great sense of humor!!! I think you have to to come in this post!!!


I was in an icky mood this morning ....I knew this post would change that!!!!

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