Post Your Worst Cake!!

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tripletmom Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 3:34pm
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Chewbacca....when Wookiee's Behave Badly! Can you blame him? Did you see his slippers?!?

You folks are all insane!!!!!

And a note of correction, mine was Hollywood Cinderella Plastic Surgery Gone Bad and ChristyB had the wrestler Tammy Faye/Barbie, and both of 'em pretty nasty!

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frstech Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 3:43pm
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Well,I go out of town an this is what happens...I MISS A REALLY HILARIOUS THREAD !!! I am just now getting to this GE978 and have not done anything but laugh... But on to my worst cake...I don't have a picture because it was very long ago, my first cake and Iwas angry..so any how here is the story...My first cake was supposed to be a black cat popping out of a pumpkin. now mind you I was also 7 months pregnant with my youngest and was having those wonderful mood swings. I was very proud of my first cake when my oldest who was 5 at the time came in and asked what the cake was. I told her "Black cat coming out of a Pumpkin", her exact words were "thats not a cat mommy, thats a ugly bear" My mother quickly took her out of the room and explained to her that it was definately a cat no matter what she thought and that she probably ought to stay away from me for a while. I was devistated !! The more and more I looked at it I couldn't disagree with her. So i never took a picture and never took it to the Fall carnival. We ate the Cat/Bear !!

This has definately been a very entertaining thread and i will keep checking it !! Thanks GE978 !!

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Genna Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 3:51pm
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Ok, these cakes were my first two real "paid cakes" and both of them have haunted me for a year now!!!! Actually, I'm just looking for an excuse to try both designs again!
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rlm5150 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 3:54pm
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I've made quite a few in my practice time. The guitar was covered with quick pour fondant but it was before I read that I had to use a base icing to make it stick. To make it even worse, I added canned strawberries that just made everything slide off more.
The gravestone was my first attempt at whipped cream icing. EEEEEWWW.
I did not like using that stuff.
I agree thoughthat even if they look bad they still usually taste REALLY good! icon_biggrin.gif
I can't seem to figure out how to add these pix to my post so I'll put them in a file.
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ge978 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 3:57pm
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frstech: welcome to our insane thread!! I love how your mom told her it was a cat no matter what she thought...that is too funny!!
I had no idea this thread was going to get so much response...I have to say you guys are really good sports!!

Genna: the bunny is soooooooo adorable...It does have a bit of a crazy look to his eyes, but I would have never noticed if you hadn't pointed it out. Actually, now that I look at him again...I think its the tilting of the head that makes him look a little deranged icon_surprised.gif I still think the cake is so cute though thumbs_up.gif

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ninkysue Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:01pm
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mikaza: I was looking at your frog eyes cake, and my husband walked over to see what I was looking at. He said it looked like a sunbather laying down raising up her top to give us a peak at what she had underneath. Told him to get his mind out of the gutter. LOL!

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Genna Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:06pm
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ge978 ,
You have me laughing so hard!! Yes, when I cut the 3D bear pan I didn't realize I cut it lopsided until it was already iced & on the "hat". I forgot to say that it was really hot that day and the icing was melting...which gives it the creepy eye look! Also, my friend delivered it for me and she said one of the ears flopped over, but it "just gave it some character"!!!! I hated that cake!!! At least the customer liked it....I only charged her $25 but she gave me a $10 tip...I'd charge about $75 nowadays...but it was a learning experience. icon_smile.gif

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Euphoriabakery Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:07pm
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I've made quite a few in my practice time. The guitar was covered with quick pour fondant but it was before I read that I had to use a base icing to make it stick. To make it even worse, I added canned strawberries that just made everything slide off more.
The gravestone was my first attempt at whipped cream icing. EEEEEWWW.
I did not like using that stuff.
I agree thoughthat even if they look bad they still usually taste REALLY good! icon_biggrin.gif
I can't seem to figure out how to add these pix to my post so I'll put them in a file.
Tabby




I think its much worse when the cake looks awesome and tastes nasty! I would take an ugly cake that tastes good over a pretty cake that tastes like poo poo any day! Once it's in my mouth I can't tell it was ugly!

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ge978 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:10pm
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Genna: I have to stop looking at the bunny...he's really starting to freak me out!!Its definitely the tilted head...its like in scary movies when the pshyco guys walks really slow with a tilted head & crazy eyes icon_surprised.gif Okay, now I'm just scaring myself icon_eek.gif

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rlm5150 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:13pm
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I put them in my profile folder(I thinkicon_wink.gif) icon_redface.gif
OK, I figured it out, but can only get one at a time. icon_confused.gif
Tabby

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mmdd Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:14pm
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That bunny looks like he has an evil plan brewing about!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!

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rlm5150 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:17pm
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here is the second cake
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rlm5150 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:23pm
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first cake must really be behaving badly. Either that or it is too embarrassed to post. icon_lol.gif
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ge978 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:25pm
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rlm5150: icon_surprised.gif Oh my...they tasted good right?
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Euphoriabakery Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:26pm
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Wow! Is that supposed to be a guitar? It kind of looks like someone was slaughtered on top! That is just like what my daughters bed looked like when she got into our printer ink refills and smeared them all over her room!

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alise Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:27pm
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That bunny looks like he is going to burst out in tears! his eyes are all welling up! LOL!

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wendysue Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:28pm
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It's messy, but it sure looks yummy!! icon_lol.gif

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Genna Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:32pm
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You guys have me dying laughing! I knew my evil bunny would get quite a response!

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twinsline7 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:33pm
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ok...Im late........

OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I had to walk away from the computer to stop laughing!!!! I laughed so hard and so much that my husband had to see......his response..." great you cake people sexed up icing and now you have put booties and jagged teeth on CHEWY!!!

That was hilarious newtodecorating!!! It's exactly what I envisioned when I thought chewy could wear the booties......!!!



the comment of who you gonna call......oh my gosh that sent me way way way over the edge of laughter!!!!


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ge978 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:34pm
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although...judging from the head I'd imagine if it had a body it could wear your booties ge!!!!


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I just had to make sure everyone knew who was responsible for the idea that turned into that Chewy in Booties picture icon_surprised.gificon_lol.gificon_surprised.gificon_lol.gif

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wendysue Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:34pm
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To me he looks like he's searching for his front feet. He doesn't look evil, just sad about his missing bunny feet.

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DiscoLady Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:35pm
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Look what I woke up to icon_biggrin.gif E-gads that photo of my Chewy is TOO FUNNY, busted my gut!!!!

Here is the model I used for inspiration when I was creating my work of art:
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NEWTODECORATING Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:42pm
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discolady, If I had, had that picture of Buster last month I could have won a contest! At my work it was national dental week for pets and we had a best smile contest--Buster would have won!!!!

I will never look at Chewy the same again!

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DiscoLady Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:46pm
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Gosh i'm still chuckling...great way to start my day.

Latest additions to my favorites list:

RLM's Surgery Gone Bad
and
Mikaza's Chi-chi cake (she must have been really cold!)

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twinsline7 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:50pm
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although...judging from the head I'd imagine if it had a body it could wear your booties ge!!!!

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I just had to make sure everyone knew who was responsible for the idea that turned into that Chewy in Booties picture icon_surprised.gificon_lol.gificon_surprised.gificon_lol.gif






JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ACTUAL CHEWIE AND BOOTIES!!!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

oh no ge.....don't throw me into this....lol....this is yours disoclady and newtodecortaings light!!! You three are responsible for the increase in depends sales!!!

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ge978 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:53pm
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OH, twins you are tooooooo modest icon_lol.gif Why do I have the feeling you don't want anything to do with the credit for this picture icon_surprised.gificon_lol.gif

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babynewyear Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:53pm
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Aww Genna that Bunny is too cute! I like evil bunny's though.
DiscoLady That Buster has quite a set of chompers, sure he hasn't chewed on any booties lately? icon_twisted.gif
Ge, this topic is like the never ending story.
teaching us all to be brave. thumbs_up.gifthumbs_up.gifthumbs_up.gif

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NEWTODECORATING Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 4:57pm
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I must admit while making the Chewy in booties photo, I had to stop several times to get myself undercontrol. I was just picturing all the unsuspecting CC members scrolling the page down and seeing !!!!!!!! that!

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aliciaL_77 Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 5:08pm
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DISCLAIMER: Please remove any hot or harmful objects from your persons or work area. Do Not view this if excessive laughter may result in job loss. Please keep in mind these are NOT my photos, and I usually do not steal other peoples work without permission, however...I could not resist!!!





ROFLMHO!!!!!

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DiscoLady Posted 14 Mar 2006 , 5:13pm
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I would love to use Chewy in his chonclas as my avatar!!!

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