@ "piddled"!!!! That word itself gets me !!!
twinsline: I am on the laptop sitting in with my DH while he's watching tv...I busted out laughing at some of the posts. He gave me a strange look & thought I was laughing at the tv....except that its not a comedy
He thinks I've lost my mind!
I couldn't think of another word for pee...piddled was the only thing that came to mind 
HAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHA I just showed my husband your booties.....HAHHAHAHHAHA....he said what the hell are those!!!! And who's babyis gonna wear them!!!........then he said Did she lose one in the dryer....there are only 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD I'M DYING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ge you know I mean no offense in any of it...............but omg your booties have made me have to put on one of the boys diapers!!!!
I dug up some more:
Now, all we need is a freakishly large baby & these booties would have made sense
Oh ge978, I just showed this thread to my dh. He was laughing pretty hard, but what really got him going was noticing that there are 5 booties. "Why are there an odd number? One of the poor giant babies is missing a leg!" lol
THATS HILARIOUS....because mine said "man honey you're loud" and then put his head phones on to play the xbox!!!!!
So hysterical! I'm so glad I decided to check out waht was going on at cc while I wait for my cakes to come out of the oven. I'm on page 8 now, and so far I vote for Ladybug, Booties, Nelly, Ancient Ruins - in that order. You guys crack me up. It's nice we can do this with each other.
Wow! This thread is so funny. I'm about to post some pictures I thought would never make it to this site.
This first one was for my mom's birthday. I made it before I'd learned anything about cake decorating. I saw a Woman's Day magazine with a picture on the front of a cake decorated with fondant (I think) daisies. I thought, "Hey, I could make those using marshmallows!" Well, making daisy petals out of marshmallows proved to be much harder than I'd thought. I finally gave up in frustration and mushed the marshmallows into bunnies. My husband looked at the cake, wondering why I'd made a bunny cake for a 47 year old woman. My response was, "Bunnies just happened!"
It's become a great joke between the two of us. Whenever we do something that doesn't quite turn out the way we'd planned, we say, "Bunnies just happened!"
I actually first thought they were doves.
I actually first thought they were doves.
Me, too!
Yep...that rates right up there with mine! By the way, were the "refried beans" part of the recipe??
OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!! I saw the refried beans too!!!!
I've made it to page 13, and I have had such a great evening waiting for my cakes to bake. I have been cracking up. It's a wonder my husband or kids haven't woken up.
I have to add that Collogen Barbie is in the running also.
Well, my gallery is filled with cakes that have faults. I tend to not take steps from easy to advanced. I usually go straight to difficult, get frustrated and end up throwing something together at the end to make it look decent. Hey, my family can't do this, so they should be glad they're getting a dessert.
Actually, the dessert I was most upset over was an apple pie I was entering in the County Fair in NJ. I usually use a press-in-pan crust and crumb topping. Well, I decided to make a rolled-out crust, which was my mother's recipe because she had won first place with it in PA. It was so dry, it cracked and fell apart when I tried to put it over the apples. I tried to glue it together with a little water and it just looked like mush with big cracks all over it. I actually swore out loud over this stupid pie. Which made me burst into tears cause I normally don't curse. I was sobbing and my DH (we were newlyweds at the time) tried to comfort me, but I think he was totally at a loss cause I was SO emotional over a dumb pie. Anyway, I was going to throw it away, but he talked me into taking it anyway. I sprinkled large grain sugar over top of it, and made the cracks bigger so they looked like I was trying to make vents for the air to escape. Well, I went to the fair the next day and I had won first place! I almost fell over. I know as a decorator, we can all be pretty hard on ourselves, but it just goes to show that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I just tried a whimsical cake last weekend, I'll have to post when I get my film developed. Yes, I still live in the last century with a film camera. Well, I went a little crazy in the cutting it into a shape, so it is REALLY tilting. But amazingly, it didn't fall over. I guess every time you try a new procedure, it can't be perfect. I just have to remember that and keep on practicing.
Tripletmom, Cinderella has Angelina Jolie's smile!
I was thinking that too...or Melanie Griffith!
no...it's lisa rinna!!
LOL this is the BEST thread ever. i keep checking every 10 minutes to see if there's a new post.
i throw out my disaster cakaes too...that way there's no evidence!
gailsgoodies, Oh it was the family joke in the end, didnt mean to make it sound so awful. 
But after 20 years I never expected to be able to learn to decorate a cake> now I know I can 
. You guys are so funny. I told my Dh I finally put a picture on CC. So dont you know it he guessed right away the worst would be first! 
Well, I have been following this post all day. In a sick sort of way it makes me feel better about my cake attempts! LOL
I have not taken pictures of most of my bad cakes but I had to post this one after reading Parismom's comments. This was my typical cake until I decided to try something 'fancier' as my little boy got older.
I wonder if the missing bootie stepped on the ladybug?
Cindy
you all are so crazy.....................i know there has to be more ugly cakes out there..............................
i want to see!!!!!!!!!!!!
Night!
Flayvurdfun, thanks for taking care of that for me. I wouldn't want to traumatize people by making them look at it twice.
OMG, you guys are killing me, sooo funny! Bunnies happen, cake porn- I guess those booties are just too bootylicious!
And who new our hubbies were such comedians? I did a cake for my nephews graduation, which I thought came out really good, only to have my DH ask "Why did you put little paperclips all over it?". They were supposed to be mini diplomas. Sorry to say there was no picture taken that day.
My daughters are asking why i am laughing, so here is my worst cake.
When my son turned 6, he had a Pokemon birthdayparty and i made a pokebal as his birthday cake.
but.....
i never had been thinking about making it two layers, so it was one (dry) layer of cake
i didnot have red color, so i used two (3? 4?) gelatin sheets. the result? it sticked to your teeth terible ('
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my son liked it very much , but i was very glad just the children were eating it.....('')
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