AND Summernoelle WINS, the 600th post, the 599th reply! Whoo hoo!
Sorry, there was no prize...
Monica is the top nut
summer, my suggestion to you, don't stay away so long.
cake, cookies, Wilton, fondant, gumpaste
SO, since there seems to be no rhyme or reason to this, I have been scrubbing chocolate ice krispies off the wall in our kitchen. We are lazy parents and let our kids eat in their highchairs for breakfast and watch...Scooby Doo. They have been throwing their bowls onto the floor and it gets on the walls it is such a mess!
And since I was busy on this website, I was distracted and just found them outside with the ENTIRE 24 pack box of new popscicles, sitting on the porch, and sharing them with out two dogs. They were pretty much all melted or eaten. Chaos insues....but I get to go on a date with my husband tonight, so all is well.
theres a desk next to to my daughters high chair and i finally opened one of the drawers and found nasty slimey banana in there mixed with some cheeze its and cereal YUMMY hahaha i better check in ther more often
ok so i feel really dumb because the young and the restless made me cry if my hubby was here he would laugh so hard at me
have fun on the date night summernoelle i think date nights are so important for married people with kids i try and do that as often as possible we get the whole weekend alone starting tonight YEAH!
There is always something like that in our diaper bag. Like chick fil a nuggets I forgot about, and bananas happen to be very common, too. I see all these moms at the park or mall who are so together, and I think, I bet they don't have gross stuff like I do in their bags. Now I am embarrassed that I just divulged that.
my fav so far was the open packet of honey from KFC that was stuck in my couch cushions that was fun fun fun to clean...NOT!!! i just love my kids and cant help but to laugh when they do something like that then i found out my 9 yo did itand he is old enough to know better than that
SO, since there seems to be no rhyme or reason to this, I have been scrubbing chocolate ice krispies off the wall in our kitchen. We are lazy parents and let our kids eat in their highchairs for breakfast and watch...Scooby Doo. They have been throwing their bowls onto the floor and it gets on the walls it is such a mess!
And since I was busy on this website, I was distracted and just found them outside with the ENTIRE 24 pack box of new popscicles, sitting on the porch, and sharing them with out two dogs. They were pretty much all melted or eaten. Chaos insues....but I get to go on a date with my husband tonight, so all is well.
yer so funny!!!
roxxy,
Disneyland is only about a 5-10 minute drive from Knotts.
Monica, you're way too silly! Cooby say....!!! ha ha ha
Funny!!!
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another
man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping t o be
reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
thanks itsloops now i definately have to go get chicken since its closer than i thought ok so i guess this weekend is not gunna be a diet weekend ill just have to start back up on Monday
The little boy I watch hides food like we're never going to feed him again. You couldn't imagine the food I've found where. Most often, thankfully, is his pocket. I found a mummified lime in my surround sound subwoofer, pop-tart under the couch, gummy bears (which he shoves all in his mouth at once and then when he gags from them, hides) under the toybox, pre-chewed chicken nuggets in the toybox, hot dog slices in the hamper, cheese (half-chewed) in the bathroom, behind the toilet, PB and J sandwich smashed in a book, hidden with the rest of the books.
roxxxy,
Don't worry about dieting. Monica is helping me to petition for someone to donate surgery for lipo and tummy tuck. Eat all you want.
I found a mummified lime in my surround sound subwoofer
I almost pee'd my pants on this one.
Ok so, I leave home for a little while and when I get back you all are up to over 600 post. It cracks me up to think of the new people who see this topic on the home page and think OMG what has Wilton done that is so horrid?!!!!! Too funny!!!!
Glad to know that I was missed!!!
Sloops, it sounds like the little guy you watch took a tip from the lady in the post about the shrimp and caviar.. I love that one!!!!
I don't know what you're talking about, this post is ALL about Wilton (sometimes). We haven't strayed at all (that we'll admit to).
The butt sucking petition will begin after the Wilton petition...
The joke was great!!!
To all of the posters who have lost dear ones - I am so sorry. I never know the right words to say either.
Disneylanders - I am so jealous.
I still love neon colors, and how are those flowers looking anyway?
We're past 600 posts, on our way to 650 Did you guys see the cool babyccino cups posted by Rowls? OMG I have to try those, I'm a coffee fiend and I just love those little things. But first my tap shoe cake - did I mention hubby gave me an idea? I just don't know if I can pull it off, but I'm going to try.
The Wiggles are okay - fruit salad, yummy, yummy.
I had a lot to catch up on and I was only away for a short period of time, maybe an hour??? psh I'm sure I missed something!
ok so i guess ill eat freely 35 more lbs then im getting the "mommy makeover" yeaahhh hmmm donating lipo i wish
juliequeen,
Welcome back. Monica is actually the one who sits the little guy with the mummified limes.
a note on The Wiggles I was walking through Wally Word once and as I was leaving heard a man singing to his child
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack.
And I swear it was all I could do not to answer him Cock a doodle doo!!!!
The really scary part is that I don't have kids... I blame it on the neice and nephew.
The cups are cute. I love the burgers by meghanb.
nikki, I promise you we didn't miss anything important, I mean you didn't.
interesting how they bleeped out part of my post... it didn't mean it like THAT!!!!!
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