Miss T- You are too funny!
And I really don't mean this as an insult because she would be the perfect playmate for my Troll Cheerleader and all4cakes' noseless clown.
My first thought when I saw the legless Cabbage Patch was, "Oh my, she would be a good date for the clown without a nose!" And of course they could meet up with your Troll Cheerleader later for after dinner drinks. 
So I buy all these silicone pans thinking the non stick is great and they will be so easy...all you have to do is unmold...right? Well I try to bake my nephew a bday cake, and my poor bear got beat up by the freakishly large baby and chewbacca before I could even frost him!!! 
Of course this is post-my DH racing to the cake and snatching part of his body b/c he knows it's not getting iced....It took him like 2 seconds to claim the head as his..
Awww!!! Poor baby bear . Bad baby, bad Chewbacca!!! Just for that you have to spend the weekend with the Troll Cheerleader and her friend the Noseless Clown 
. That ought to scare some niceness into you!!!
But you know, the Zombie was just doing what she does best - eats the living (cakes, that is).
As for your husband, well, you could make him look at all these scary cakes!!
ok, heres mine....first time at fondant...
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was the filling a layer of refried beans? LOL
WOW I can't believe it! This is the thread that just won't die! I must admit I am responsible for the combo pic on page 26, but I am not claiming the original masterpieces 
katharry the comment about your son saying the doll scared him is so funny. i can see the poor kid having nightmares because of a cake. LOLOLOL. The playdate with the clown sounds like a great idea, they should be recreated for halloween!!.
I have been lerking on this thread for awhile, and finally decided to post this pic. This was my first attempt at a Curious George cake. Needless to say, he looks like he has a wad of chew in his mouth, not to mention the fact that it doesn't even LOOK like him!!! Oh well, the one in my photos turned out MUCH better!!
oh midgit1205 you are being too hard on yourself. he looks fine. call me crazy but i actually like this george more than the one in your pics. just my opinion.
Here is the other one. And at the time, I thought I was doing so good. As I progressed through this cake, (first time using piping gel to make a pattern), it hit me that I had ALOT to learn. The design on the transfer was much nicer than this, and as I made more mistakes, I covered them up with stars and dots. The end result is seen below.
so my husband had gotten me these cake decorating books and dvd's and I was SUPER excited. For some reason I HAD to try fondant FIRST (before buttercream...?). I wasn't so upset with it at first, until I made a pretty one. lol. It's HORRIBLE. Lopsided and I didn't roll it out thin at all. My father claimed to like the fondant, and then peeled it off after the second piece he ate. Got to love supportive dads.
http://www.cakecentral.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&pid=73034
so after seeing all these "worst" cakes that i'm sure will beat the pants off of what i'm going to attempt, i'm a little scared. so, before i make my cake, and have it end up here, i have a question. would fruit in between a two layer torted cake make it collapse? that's all i need to know. and i've read this entire topic, and laughed so hard, it made my little girl kick me (she's due in january). seriously, it was one of those "what the heck is wrong with you" kind of kicks.
OMG
Dr. Richard Kimble, unjustly accused of killing his wife, just found the real one-armed killer. Megankennedy found the mad bear man hiding out in the troll castle while hanging around a group of unsavory characters that included the Zombie Cabbage Patch, Troll Cheerleader and the Clown without the Nose.
Yeah Megankennedy!!!! Dr. Richard Kimble can finally have some peace.......
You know if we look hard the guppy shark on the mote might have gotten a hold of the nose and arm..........
this has got to be the funniest forum ever...i love how imaginative everyone is!!!
Okay - i'm now on a mission to find the picture of my worst cake ever. Now, in my defense, I think I was maybe 8 or 9 years old when I made my "worst" cake (I've had some other bad ones, but I didn't keep the evidence). It was my very first cake, and my little brother and I bought my father a videotape of Singin' in the Rain for his Birthday. (Hmmm . . . now that I think about it, I must have been a bit older if we were buying him videotapes)
Anyway, for my birthday, one of my neighbors had given me a Wilton cake decorating kit. So I had walked to the store, and bought all the ingredients myself, and I made the cake and the icing from scratch. We decided to make a big umbrella on the cake, and raindrops, and write happy birthday, dad. I bought the red, blue, green, and yellow liquid food coloring from the store (I didn't know any better), and I decided to try and dye the umbrella black with that (because, of course, the umbrella in Singin in the Rain was black!). I assumed that dumping all of the colors in would turn the icing black. Well . . . . it turned the icing khaki. And the more food coloring I put in, the more khaki it got. Since I didn't have enough ingredients to remake new icing and try again, I figured that umbrellas could be khaki, so I just put the khaki icing on the cake (just the umbrella). In several different layers of khaki - the final color might have been the color of a dirty baby diaper. And I made blue raindrops, and wrote happy birthday, dad on the cake. We invited the neighbors over for cake, and i proudly brought the cake out . . .
Now, the cake was lopsided. There were chocolate crumbs in the white buttercream icing. And my mother couldn't stop making fun of the khaki, and my wonderful choice of colors. Who ever ate a cake with khaki icing on it? To my father's credit, he raved about it . . . everyone did eat it, and it tasted great, but it looked horrible. And it had a big khaki blob on top of it shaped like an umbrella. To this day, every time I bake a cake for my family (or mention to my family that I'm baking a cake) they still ask me what color I'm planning on making the cake.
My mom's birthday is on Sunday . . . perhaps I'll try another khaki confection . . . . .
Oh my, oh my ... I read up to page 41 my first time through this thread, then I look and it's up to page 66?? OMG... I've been reading again and I laughing so hard and gasping for air that I think I sucked a peanut up my nose while trying to eat a Snickers bar .... At least we all have a wonderful sense of humor when it comes to the worse cakes we've ever done ... I really need to go through some of my pics and decide which horror of a pic to inflict on you guys ... there are several to choose from
this thread has been great!!
Eliza - I know what I can say about that witch....
"The wicked witch of the east has nothing on her! Cuz candy177's witch won the ugly contest!"
And she better watch out for Dorothy, cuz she wouldn't want some little girl to destroy her beautiful wickedness! 
It looks like I missed a lot.
Just a little back information two months ago a very good friend of mine and my bf's best friend was killed in an accident so I have not been in a cake or really any mood. He was a really nice guy and it has been very difficult for everyone lately especially since the police are messing everything up and putting everyone through hell. He was the same age as me (26). I have only made a few cakes since, one for his father, one that I promised to make for my nieces and nephews birthday, and than my class cakes. I did finally finish Wilton however. I thought that I would try and make a come back so what better way than to post hear.
I have the ruins of my first try at a pizza cake, It fell apart so in frustration (it is 11pm when it fell apart) I tore it apart and made a worm cake.
P.S. I have posted a few new cakes if you would like to go check them out and leave me a little feed back.
This is my third try to post this cake for you. I just uploaded it in the gallery, so hopefully you can see it there.
http://www.cakecentral.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&pos=-87246
Okay so I lied...I HAD to go back all the way to Pg. 29 and catch up. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry so I pee'd
Some of these cakes knocked my chewbacca right out of the running! No offense but here is my new list of favorites:
Elaines Mighty Mouse at 80
Aztecs Nemo (all I could was is AyAyAy!)
Dumpy Humpy (oops I mean Humpty)
Kant Be Obi Wan
The Electrocuted Clown
Bikini Gone Wrong (May I recommend Dr. 90210!)
The Teletubbie Zombies
Barbie Turned Mermaid in Quicksand
Patriotic Thongs
Dodibugs Hello Kitty
Ceshell's teddy bear
Rhino Shark (I really though it was a rhino!)
This post will go on forever because there's always a bigger fish!! Keep 'em comin ladies 
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