Oooh, so I'm unsophisticated now? Well you have no life and no wow factor.
I'm going to go somewhere that my dog hair cookie soup is appreciated.
I'll have you know that my wow-less hair soup is made from scratch, and the hair I use is from the endangered speckled furry wallaby flower. So it's not only organic, but THE most special hair soup on the planet. *HARUMP*
I forgot...HELP!!
I'll have you know that my wow-less hair soup is made from scratch, and the hair I use is from the endangered speckled furry wallaby flower. So it's not only organic, but THE most special hair soup on the planet. *HARUMP*
I forgot...HELP!!
I sprayed pesticides on your crop of furry wallabys... so, jokes on you.
Mimi and Feisty, Charlotte and big doggie (Mercedes) were wondering if you would be willing to expand the business to include not just organic hairy cookies cakes and soups but also nappy cakes? I do however suspect that they don't really understand how much work is involved in producing high quality organic nappy cakes 
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Hahaha this is all too funny and it reminds me of a man who comes into our shop at a show that we help with twice every year to order soup. Every show he comes to he wants his soup luke warm and every show he complains that it is too hot lol.
It is cooked on a pot over a wood stove - we cook it all together - and sorry but we cannot keep the pot at a luke warm temperature all day just waiting for you to come in.
Wonder if the OP is enjoying this little fun fest they have created?
He probably thinks you open a fresh can for every order. You'd be amazed at how many people think that is just where food comes from.
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Mimi and Feisty, Charlotte and big doggie (Mercedes) were wondering if you would be willing to expand the business to include not just organic hairy cookies cakes and soups but also nappy cakes? I do however suspect that they don't really understand how much work is involved in producing high quality organic nappy cakes
(Diaper cakes in the US, just so everyone knows).
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Mimi and Feisty, Charlotte and big doggie (Mercedes) were wondering if you would be willing to expand the business to include not just organic hairy cookies cakes and soups but also nappy cakes? I do however suspect that they don't really understand how much work is involved in producing high quality organic nappy cakes
AThose American diapers are just filled with chemicals. Of course they're European.
Ladies, I felt a trace of Bi.....ness creaping in to the last page. As I am new here I want you to BE NICE. (And preferably do not go back over old threads to see that I am lying about being new or I might get caught out and then feel victimised and have to leave in a cloud of hair from the bench that I had waiting to make the man's soup with).
Mimi and Feisty, Charlotte and big doggie (Mercedes) were wondering if you would be willing to expand the business to include not just organic hairy cookies cakes and soups but also nappy cakes? I do however suspect that they don't really understand how much work is involved in producing high quality organic nappy cakes
Nappy cakes are diaper cakes? What are diaper cakes? Wait, don't answer that. I'll get the DBA tomorrow - Two Dogs and a Baby, LLC. If anyone orders a diaper cake I know a forum where we can get help.
ADiapers are called nappies pretty much everywhere else. A diaper cake is a stack of diapers arranged into a tiered cake shape, given as a gift at baby showers.
He probably thinks you open a fresh can for every order. You'd be amazed at how many people think that is just where food comes from.
Well my milk comes from a carton so I guess soup could come from a can lol.
We have cloth ones so no nasty chemical after taste 
My milk comes from a cow. I hate when you can't find a toothpick after eating a nappie cake. I always get little bits of nap caught in my teeth.
AI make my milk from soup. And I make my soup from a box. But it's a doctored box mix so that's like making it from scratch. Then I stand on the street and sell my soup-milk for CHEAP! Gotta undercut those other milk makers so none of us make any money!!
My milk comes from a cow. I hate when you can't find a toothpick after eating a nappie cake. I always get little bits of nap caught in my teeth.
What is this mystical cow you speak of? I have heard of non such creature. Where I live milk comes from cartons that they keep at the supermarket.
A tip for cleaning your teeth is to pull a thread from your nappy cake before consuming - then after you are done eating you are left with a lovely piece of dental floss.
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I make my milk from soup. And I make my soup from a box. But it's a doctored box mix so that's like making it from scratch. Then I stand on the street and sell my soup-milk for CHEAP! Gotta undercut those other milk makers so none of us make any money!!
You can't call yourself a real soup maker making your soup from a box. It doesn't matter if you have alot of customers buying soup and your successful!!!! The scratch soup makers reign supreme in the kingdom
I wish I was on the Scratch Team. 
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You can't call yourself a real soup maker making your soup from a box. It doesn't matter if you have alot of customers buying soup and your successful!!!! The scratch soup makers reign supreme in the kingdom
Well did you grow your own vegetables? Fertilize them with your own manure? If the answer is no, then your soup isn't "really" scratch either. You're using processed vegetables you know
Gerle, maybe you'd better use a nappy, but make sure it is organically grown, and wasn't in the way of the wallaby spray drift.
It doesn't look like this zaniness is going to die down anytime soon. I, personally, have gone through my whole drawer of clean undies. TMI, perhaps, but the only cure is to not log on. This thread is the first thing I check.
Jan
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Well did you grow your own vegetables? Fertilize them with your own manure? If the answer is no, then your soup isn't "really" scratch either. You're using processed vegetables you know
Nooooooooooo!! I'm ruined!
Jan, you're right! But unfortunately my DH took all the nappies out to the garden and planted them to see how they grow. So once that's done, I'll have some organically grown that won't have the spray drift of the wallaby spray. I'll offer some for sale after they grow if you're interested......
Personally.....I think all of you have gone bonkers! But thanks for the laughs! Nothing like coming home after being gone all weekend, check on CC, and find total and insane craziness! Now I need to go change my pants!
You went a whole weekend without checking CC? NOW who is bonkers????
Shanter, what would I need a business plan, license, accountant or IRS friend for? I've got you! And BatterUpCake...we have a cabin in the mountains that has no electricity, no Wi-Fi, no telephones, no TV, no radio reception, so no way to check on CC. I have to do a 3-4 day catch-up when I get back, but I wouldn't trade that solitude and lack of city craziness for anything! We do have propane gas, however, for cooking, lights and hot water....wood stove for heat. It's a wonderful mountain get away approximately 2 hours from home. My DH stays up there the whole season (May to November)..I trek up almost every weekend. I often do some baking up there, too. But during the week.....I'm definitely on CC! So I'm only temporarily bonkers!!
Quite frankly, I think you are the sanest (sp ?) one here!
Sounds ideal!
Jan
Shanter, what would I need a business plan, license, accountant or IRS friend for? I've got you! And BatterUpCake...we have a cabin in the mountains that has no electricity, no Wi-Fi, no telephones, no TV, no radio reception, so no way to check on CC. I have to do a 3-4 day catch-up when I get back, but I wouldn't trade that solitude and lack of city craziness for anything! We do have propane gas, however, for cooking, lights and hot water....wood stove for heat. It's a wonderful mountain get away approximately 2 hours from home. My DH stays up there the whole season (May to November)..I trek up almost every weekend. I often do some baking up there, too. But during the week.....I'm definitely on CC! So I'm only temporarily bonkers!!
Did you come across any "dangerous cats" ?
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