Found Hair In My Oven

Lounge By lipstinger11 Updated 25 Feb 2014 , 1:07pm by cazza1

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scrumdiddlycakes Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 12:51am
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I covered my hair in mayonnaise to save time, that way I can just cut some off as needed... but now I am worried I should have used MW.

I also have a dog that sheds a lot, her hair has never been processed, so I can advertise as being organic, right? She is covered in mayo too atm.

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JWinslow Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 1:47am
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Well that is your problem. Next time try using Fondane. It's much better suited to soup....especially meringue soups.


It won't matter.  The soup is snarkey

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lipstinger11 Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 2:43am
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I like you people.

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BatterUpCake Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 2:46am
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I like cake

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JWinslow Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 2:53am
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I like you people.


I love that you started this and just sat back and watched us bake hairy cookies and snarky soup icon_biggrin.gif

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Nadiaa Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 2:58am
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Funniest.Thread.Ever.

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bubs1stbirthday Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 3:55am
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My puppy has just applied for her home processor permit (NY allows pets) and she finds this greatly offensive. I bet she could bake you under the table. This very minute she is ripping into my recipe folder. If you don't apologize NOW she's flagging both of you. Meanies!!!!!! 
 

 

 

 

My doggy and my baby have Not applied to run a business (they have just been sprung having their secret business meeting) they will however be under cutting your gorgeous puppy's prices as they are able to cut costs by doing things illegally. They also have plenty of hair to use on both their cookies, cakes and soups :-) lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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shanter Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 4:34am
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Everyone in my family (both of them) absolutely raves about my pies. I figure if I can make pies, it can't be that hard to make cakes. Do I need to buy extra stuff to make cakes? How do I make them? What should I charge for them?  What's the difference between icing and frosting? What's this fondon't I've heard of?

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shanter Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 4:50am
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Milkmaid,

Was there a full moon? Are you left-handed? Were you born in a month with an R in it?

 

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Yes. No. Not unless August is spelled Argust.

 

See, there's your problem! You probably used werewolf hair. IT DOESN'T WORK WITH WEREWOLF HAIR UNLESS YOU ADD MORE GARLIC!!!!!!!!

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vgcea Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 5:07am
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AHELP!!!

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JWinslow Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 5:15am
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PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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vgcea Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 5:56am
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ANOW!!!

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JWinslow Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 6:14am
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RIGHT NOW!!!

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jennicake Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 6:16am
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Whoa, easy there!  Sit down and have a drink...

 

... of hairy soup

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shanter Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 6:29am
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Where is there a tutorial on sitting down?????????? I need to know NOW!!!!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!

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JWinslow Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 6:36am
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Bump

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jennicake Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 6:42am
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Where is there a tutorial on sitting down?????????? I need to know NOW!!!!!!!

HELP!!!!!!!

Sigh...

 


 

And while we're at it... http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+sit+down

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cazza1 Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 8:43am
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Jennicake you are a life saver.  I had no idea that there was so much involved in sitting down.  I obviously have not been taking it seriously enough and it is probably why I am having so much trouble with my hair soup with the frosting on top.

Mimi please, please ask your dog to forgive me and not take me to the equal opportunity board.  I have no money for him to sue me as I have not been sitting properly while I try to sell the frosted hair soup to the man on Labour day with the cookies disintegrated in it so he refuses to pay me.  What a disaster.  I need help NOW.

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de_montsoreau Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 10:46am
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Sorry, I need to chime in, don't know if I'm in the right place?

 

Anyway, I don't need help NOW, I need help for yesterday. I had a cake due and for some reason it did not make itself. I thought it was going to be easy peasy, as it is JUST CAKE, how difficult can it be to bake 3 simple cakes (after all, you can get get them at every Walmart!) und throw them on top of each other?

 

Anyway, what should I do if the bride calls and complains that she did not get a cake? Would I need to refund? I charged $75 for 200 servings but I can't give it back to her as I spent it all on MW and fondane!!
 

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MimiFix Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 11:10am
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de_montsoreau, you're in the wrong place. Ask that question in the business forum where those meanies will rip you apart. This is the lounge. Only babies and puppies post here. But when your feelings are hurt, come back and we'll smother you with sweet lies. 
 
vgcea, my puppy (named Feisty) is so sorry that she scared the baby. She is ready to form a working partnership with bubs1stbirthday (big doggy and adorable baby). So what if they have no business experience? We see that here all the time. Two Dogs and a Baby (good business name?) will use organic hair only (thanks for the suggestion, scrumdiddlycakes). No hard feelings, cazza1. Feisty does not live in Sioux City, USA. 

 

This thread may forever live on CC. We've all seen how threads from years past get new life with newbies. Anna will forever continue to get requests for her soup recipe. (Better ones on allrecipes.com)

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milkmaid42 Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 12:11pm
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I wish there were an acronym for sitting in a chair, falling to the floor laughing and rolling and peeing my pants, convulsed with laughter!!!! Would it be SIACFTTFLARAPMPCWL? If not, there should be for that's my description at the moment!

 

Jan

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smokeysmokerton Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 12:20pm
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Coffee, meet keyboard...

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BatterUpCake Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 12:21pm
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Coffee, meet keyboard...

uhoh

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vgcea Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 6:48pm
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AHey, as long as dee puppees they have a business plan and read Jason's signature, I'm cool. HELP!!!

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This thread may  forever  live on CC.  We've all seen how threads from years past get new life with newbies. Anna will forever continue to get requests for her soup recipe. (Better ones on allrecipes.com)

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scrumdiddlycakes Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 6:59pm
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Where is there a tutorial on sitting down?????????? I need to know NOW!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!

I spent too much time and money developing my method of sitting down to provide a free tutorial!

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vgcea Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 8:56pm
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I spent too much time and money developing my method of sitting down to provide a free tutorial!

Hmph! Your method is "just ok" mmkay.

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scrumdiddlycakes Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 9:04pm
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Hmph! Your method is "just ok" mmkay.


Oh yeah!!? Well I'm sitting down right now just fine, and I'll have you know it's really really comfy! tyvm! *harumph*

 

(Europeans harumph, it's better that way)

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vgcea Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 9:08pm
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ABahahahaha! Cos you know you can't just sigh or go 'hmph!' That would be unimpressive.

HELP!!!

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sixinarow Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 9:45pm
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I'll have you know *harumph* is used only by people with very sophisticated palates. You can keep your less than impressive *hmph*

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scrumdiddlycakes Posted 25 Aug 2013 , 9:57pm
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I'll have you know *harumph* is used only by people with very sophisticated palates. You can keep your less than impressive *hmph*

Oooh, so I'm unsophisticated now? Well you have no life and no wow factor.

I'm going to go somewhere that my dog hair cookie soup is appreciated.

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