Found Hair In My Oven

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shanter Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 1:49am
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Mmmmmmmmmm.........rabid cat soup!

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scrumdiddlycakes Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 1:59am
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Mmmmmmmmmm.........rabid cat soup!


You were the one that took my cat????

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manddi Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 2:00am
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Did you come across any "dangerous cats" ?

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Mmmmmmmmmm.........rabid cat soup!

My hubbs and I have a couple of dangerous cats in our Archery shop! ... ok, so they're Archery targets and made of foam but maybe I can whip up some dangerous foam cat frosted hair soup! It'll be my competitive advantage!

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Gerle Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 2:23am
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No dangerous cats...can have your choice of chipmunks, grey squirrels, ground squirrels, rats, pack rats, mice, bats.....  I'm sure adding some of those to that soup would make it "hearty".

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BatterUpCake Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 2:28am
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those are too low brow for my frosted soup...I use the lice from the mice. Quite a delicacy in these parts...

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Gerle Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 2:35am
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I can send you some lice from deer, carpenter ants for protein, and meat bees for color....

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BatterUpCake Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 2:38am
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are these bees made from meat or bees that eat meat? Because I am lacking in the former and in dire need of the latter. I can only pay you for ingredients though

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JWinslow Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 2:45am
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No dangerous cats...can have your choice of chipmunks, grey squirrels, ground squirrels, rats, pack rats, mice, bats.....  I'm sure adding some of those to that soup would make it "hearty".


Cool - they all have hair for a variety of recipes!

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cakeyouverymuch Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 2:56am
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Personally.....I think all of you have gone bonkers!  But thanks for the laughs!  Nothing like coming home after being gone all weekend, check on CC, and find total and insane craziness!  Now I need to go change my pants!

 

Did you spill soup on them?

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Gerle Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 3:09am
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BatterUp, they are meat eating bees that sting worse than regular bees or even yellow jackets!  If it's meat yo need, pack rats will supply that, and you can use their long, thin tails to stir the soup.  JWinslow, yes,  all kinds of different hairs for all kinds of different tastes.  If you'd like, I can even get your some tree frogs to add variety.  Cakeyouverymuch....if only it were soup!

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BatterUpCake Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 3:11am
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Cakeyouverymuch   I actually LOL'd
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morganchampagne Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 3:21am
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ARat tails as stirring sticks! Brilliant I say brilliant!

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BatterUpCake Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 3:26am
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Rat tails as stirring sticks! Brilliant I say brilliant!

Pshaw...been using them in my coffee for years!

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Gerle Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 3:58am
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That must be some mighty good coffee.  Stirred to perfection!

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shanter Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 4:12am
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I can add raccoons, crows, and Scrumdiddly's cat. icon_evil.gif

 

And the Golden Lab next door if she DOESN'T SHUT UP!!!

 

If I still lived where I grew up, I could add peacocks. 

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cazza1 Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 9:43am
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I'm one up on you guys.  We have kangaroos, which not only have hair but great big tails so we can make cauldrons of hair soup at a time that can be stirred with the tails.  This will give us a business advantage as we will be able to flood the market with hair soup.  We will also offer it without frosting for those who do not like things too sweet.

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BatterUpCake Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 10:54am
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do you have can we do it is vegan dairy sugar gluten free?

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as you wish Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 11:53am
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I am having so much fun reading this. Just when I think everything has been said and the subject exhausted, one of you comes up with a whole new twist. I wish I could contribute, but I am always a day late and a dollar short. Meanwhile, I am continually in stitches.:lol:

Jan

A day late and a dollar short?! This is why you need a contract.

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BatterUpCake Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 12:09pm
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"Meanwhile, I am continually in stitches.icon_lol.gif" Stitches may have a thing or 2 to say about that. Don't kiss and tell!
 

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AnnieCahill Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 12:35pm
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I could add peacocks

 

You said...coc...never mind.icon_razz.gif

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manddi Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 12:51pm
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You said...coc...never mind.:P

Are channeling Bevis and butthead? That's how it sounded in my head anyway! Lol

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AnnieCahill Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 12:58pm
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Absolutely.

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Gerle Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 1:36pm
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Leave it to the Aussies to have a leg up on us with cauldrons and kangaroo tails!  But....our hair soup will still sell faster because of the frosting and fondue we've added.  Americans have a big sweet tooth!

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shanter Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 3:35pm
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I dunt no whet u pple r tokking abot. I hink ur all krazee.

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Gerle Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 3:41pm
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Just a wee bit, Shanter, just a wee bit!  But that's what makes the world go 'round!!!

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milkmaid42 Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 4:17pm
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I can contribute skunks and possums. They've already eaten all my grapes, peaches and plums. And just think: the thick, scaly possum tails are much sturdier than pack rat's tails for stirring the soup if you happen to add too much hair! As for the skunk, don't forget that a little goes a looooooooog way, so you just need to add a tad, right at the last. Mmmmmmmm, I can taste it now, served cold so the frosting doesn't melt.

 

Jan

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Gerle Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 4:21pm
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Jan, adding the skunk will surely give your kitchen a scent that you will never forget.  It'll probably also stick to that possum tail so you can then stir other soups, stews, etc., with it and continue to add that wonderful scent to all your cooking!

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DeliciousDesserts Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 4:47pm
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ADon't forget to rent a stand for your soup!

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BatterUpCake Posted 27 Aug 2013 , 4:59pm
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Soup stands are a custom order item and must have a million percent deposit paid up front

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