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CakeInfatuation Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 1:59pm
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Oh... used Pizza Boxes, why didn't I think of that?! They don't sell Square Cake boards around here and I have a square cake to make. I'll just scrape off the cheese and stick my cake on that! DUH!

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emrldsky Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 1:59pm
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I'm laughing so hard I can't manage to be bummed that I haven't found this thread until now!!! icon_lol.gificon_cry.gificon_lol.gif

Don't tell me... you're also kneading your fondant with a cigarette in each hand and a crack pipe in your mouth. It's all about multitasking, people!




Yeah, right next to my meth set-up. icon_wink.gif

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KookieKris Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:00pm
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Seriously ~ you guys are hilarious!
I was having a pretty crappy morning after a horrible purple cake disaster last night. Thanks for cheering me up!!!!! icon_biggrin.gif

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handymama Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:06pm
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Oh my gosh! I came in at the end of this and saw indydebi's post that she "saves used pizza cardboards", and I about fell off my chair icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif . Thankfully, after going back to the beginning and reading the original post, my faith in womankind is restored! (By the way, I've heard that there's an unlicensed decorator in my town who does indeed have seven cats. All together now: Eeewwwwwwwww!)

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tonedna Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:12pm
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Originally Posted by Idreamofcakes

I NEVER stop scratching my butt! Thats what gives my cakes that little extra "something"
I'm gonna start charging extra for having to do everything one handed darn it!




I wanted to write this too!,,but after the bunny poop I thought it was too much!...OOOHH it made me laugh so hard!
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tonedna Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:14pm
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And I had to use trans fat free crisco in the buttercream, so it had an awful consistency, and I used the liquid color from the supermarket to make it RED, and hoped no one would notice the taste...





Crisco!!...that's too much quality. We are talking lard here!
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step0nmi Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:18pm
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wow! this was 2 pages last night and I wake up to 9!! you guys are hilarious! just the thing I needed to wake me up...


oh...and didn't you use used wrapping paper on your board? I dunno...just wanted to make sure icon_lol.gif

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CakeInfatuation Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:18pm
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Okay... so now that all you creepie decorators are sharing your secrets, I'm imagining what you look like, I'm picturing scraggly hair, warts, obese (the kind where you are tasting everything, eating your big mac over the mixing bowl, dripping the secret sauce into the cake mix, food on your mouth, body odor coming from your rolls...), greasy, unwashed clothes... you get the idea...


So maybe I need to clean up my mental image of you guys... WHO ARE YOU? ha ha

Edna, I used to think of you as a sweet little woman. HA HA HA Debi... I've seen your picture, so you are safe... noelle... another sweet little woman...


BUT NOW!!! YIKES!

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tonedna Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:21pm
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Originally Posted by shill

Okay... so now that all you creepie decorators are sharing your secrets, I'm imagining what you look like, I'm picturing scraggly hair, warts, obese (the kind where you are tasting everything, eating your big mac over the mixing bowl, dripping the secret sauce into the cake mix, food on your mouth, body odor coming from your rolls...), greasy, unwashed clothes... you get the idea...


So maybe I need to clean up my mental image of you guys... WHO ARE YOU? ha ha

Edna, I used to think of you as a sweet little woman. HA HA HA Debi... I've seen your picture, so you are safe... noelle... another sweet little woman...

BUT NOW!!! YIKES!




Haha...well..little womans like to have fun! icon_twisted.gif

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tx_cupcake Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:21pm
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Originally Posted by txcupcake

I'm laughing so hard I can't manage to be bummed that I haven't found this thread until now!!! icon_lol.gificon_cry.gificon_lol.gif

Don't tell me... you're also kneading your fondant with a cigarette in each hand and a crack pipe in your mouth. It's all about multitasking, people!



Yeah, right next to my meth set-up. icon_wink.gif




Duh! Everyone knows you can't have cake without meth. I think it's in the Bible.

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FromScratch Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:31pm
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Man... I have to get me a real meth kit... I've been borrowing Meth Master Jr. from my kids... it would so help me shed these pounds I need to lose. icon_wink.gif

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dsevans Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:31pm
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i don't know whether to laugh so hard i pee mysel or go throw-up......maybe both, then i can go bake a cake with out cleaning my self up!

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MrsMissey Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:33pm
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...I think the best place for this thread is in The Lounge! You guys/gals are on a roll with this one! LOL

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mommyle Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:33pm
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Okay... so now that all you creepie decorators are sharing your secrets, I'm imagining what you look like, I'm picturing scraggly hair, warts, obese (the kind where you are tasting everything, eating your big mac over the mixing bowl, dripping the secret sauce into the cake mix, food on your mouth, body odor coming from your rolls...), greasy, unwashed clothes... you get the idea...


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Oh.... I have a bit of throw-up in my mouth. You are good!!!

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sillychick Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:37pm
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and I just had my manicure but one of my nail tips is gone now... where could that have gone?? oh well..

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juleebug Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:49pm
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You forgot that when you airbrushed the color on it, you didn't use a mask and spent the rest of the day blowing red, blue and green coloring out of your nose with your left hand while smoothing the icing you bought from Sam's with your right. You used the same paper towel for both.

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lorrieg Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:51pm
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What?? No mention of the football team that tromps through my kitchen RIGHT when I'm baking a cake, just to lick my bowls clean so I can use them again? quote]

Dogs do it faster. icon_lol.gif

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Okay, I just found this thread and trying to read it all at once made some of the words smear from my tears. And I peed my pants. I read "lick my bowels". I need a drink.

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sadsmile Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:52pm
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I had a bandaid on my finger at least I think I did I don't remember... I was too distracted when I realized I was out of Viva paper towels but I luckily spied a stray peice of tp stuck to my shoe. Doh! They'k never know!!!

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tx_cupcake Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:52pm
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Man... I have to get me a real meth kit... I've been borrowing Meth Master Jr. from my kids... it would so help me shed these pounds I need to lose. icon_wink.gif




icon_lol.gif It'll also help you lose those pesky teeth. Brushing is highly overrated anyway. "But txcupcake", you ask, "what will I do with the teeth that fall out?" I think we all know the answer to that. icon_wink.gif

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Shelle_75 Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:54pm
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Duh! Everyone knows you can't have cake without meth. I think it's in the Bible.




LOL thumbs_up.gif

Don't forget to use Melvira's hock-a-loogie method for sticking the dragees to the side of the cake!!

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lorrieg Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:54pm
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Originally Posted by shill

Okay... so now that all you creepie decorators are sharing your secrets, I'm imagining what you look like, I'm picturing scraggly hair, warts, obese (the kind where you are tasting everything, eating your big mac over the mixing bowl, dripping the secret sauce into the cake mix, food on your mouth, body odor coming from your rolls...), greasy, unwashed clothes... you get the idea...




Hey!!!! I resemble that remark!!!!! icon_lol.gif

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amielyn Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:56pm
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So, I have to add a question here - If I use a cake mix, while scratching my butt, can I call it a scratch cake?

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grannys3angels Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:58pm
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Originally Posted by txcupcake

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Originally Posted by emrldsky

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Originally Posted by txcupcake

I'm laughing so hard I can't manage to be bummed that I haven't found this thread until now!!! icon_lol.gificon_cry.gificon_lol.gif

Don't tell me... you're also kneading your fondant with a cigarette in each hand and a crack pipe in your mouth. It's all about multitasking, people!



Yeah, right next to my meth set-up. icon_wink.gif



Duh! Everyone knows you can't have cake without meth. I think it's in the Bible.




Don't forget also that the bag of white powder you call "powder sugar" used to make your BC icing,... is really a illegal powder substance.

I can see it now, people grabbing bubble tea straws and snorting the BC right off the cake. icon_lol.gif

What about your taxes on your business, mess up and blame it on "Turbo Tax". thumbs_up.gif

Very funny thread thumbs_up.gificon_lol.gif
God Bless,
Sharon

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CakeInfatuation Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 2:58pm
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If I use a cake mix, while scratching my butt, can I call it a scratch cake?




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juleebug Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 3:07pm
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Originally Posted by shill

Okay... so now that all you creepie decorators are sharing your secrets, I'm imagining what you look like, I'm picturing scraggly hair, warts, obese (the kind where you are tasting everything, eating your big mac over the mixing bowl, dripping the secret sauce into the cake mix, food on your mouth, body odor coming from your rolls...), greasy, unwashed clothes... you get the idea...



Hey!!!! I resemble that remark!!!!! icon_lol.gif




NO. I REZEMBEL THAT REMARC!
LL

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all4cake Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 3:14pm
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If I use a cake mix, while scratching my butt, can I call it a scratch cake?



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hahahahahahahahahahaha ! Why sointly you can! Call it your own scratch cake recipe while you're at it!

hahahahahahahahahaha!

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MacsMom Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 3:16pm
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Okay - I have 7 pages yet to read so I'm sure this has already been mentioned--

The cake was a Play Boy bunny head for a 12 yr old.

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toodlesjupiter Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 3:20pm
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If I use a cake mix, while scratching my butt, can I call it a scratch cake?



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hahahahahahahahahahaha ! Why sointly you can! Call it your own scratch cake recipe while you're at it!

hahahahahahahahahaha!





Hey, hey, hey now..... did we forget? I already patented butt scratchings... nobody else is alowd to use them anymore! I sue.... my lawyer is Larry H Parker and he'll got me 2.1 million! icon_lol.gif

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susanscakecreations Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 3:21pm
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Dogs do it faster. icon_lol.gif


See? This is why this is such a great site! Always getting tips on how to work more efficient! thumbs_up.gif



Oh God, I keep laughing hard enough to get my bronchitis flaring up...my boss is going to send me home if this keeps up too much longer! lol




Well now when you go home, you can bake a cake, and there will be a nice big bowl of buttercream for your phlegm....................................

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MacsMom Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 3:23pm
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You must gripe about how Duff Goldman and Ace of Cakes suck, and that the girls never pull back their hair. And maybe throw in some Buddy V bashing for good measure. And Kerry Vincent is E-V-I-L.




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