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lostincake Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:25am
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Oh and you sent an extra long unpunctuated email to the sweet old lady with lousy grammar and caps all over in inappropriate places and asked her how the accompanying cupcakes were in hopes that she didn't notice that they were the local brand x that you secretly just decorated...

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Idreamofcakes Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:25am
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LOL Edna!!!!
EEEEWWWWW

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Jakap2 Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:26am
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You uploaded side, back, front and top views (as well as a closeup) onto CC and can't understand why they deleted these CLEARLY different views, and you didn't make a personal response to each comment on your cake. I remember reading your cake description and being deeply offended that you had the gall to include the flavors of cake and icing. If I PM you for directions, will you send them to me? (I do not plan to say thank you.)



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playingwithsugar Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:26am
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OH, and you did not use food coloring markers. You used Sharpies.



Wait... I thought Sharpies were aloud!.. icon_surprised.gificon_eek.gif


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Only the old ones, with the ether-based inks, which get you high when you put them in a paper bag and sniff them. icon_lol.gif

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cocobean Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:27am
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...wait are you guys really long term members of cc or just making up screen names (with multiple accounts) so you can type weird stuff and make fun of people? I think we should think up a way to stop you guys!!! judge.gif

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Idreamofcakes Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:29am
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Cocobean are you serious?

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paulstonia Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:29am
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Don't forget that you also tried not to let your cigarette ashes that were an inch long fall onto the cake, but hey sometimes crap happens...you just covered it up with the mound of frosting made to look like a rain cloud.
...also those cabinet doors are brand new! They just started falling off the hinges yesterday! I swear!
What are you talking about grease stains?? Those aren't grease stains all over...thats my custom sponge paint job...I like the earthy tones! icon_eek.gif



OMG! Halfway through reading this I wanted to post this too!!! Good thing I read all the way through before posting!! icon_smile.gif

The other day I saw a thread asking how to make teacup cupcakes and I soooo bad wanted to post - why don't you pm spencersmom. Too bad it was a newbie that asked the question...they would have no idea what I was refering to!!!



Wait, wait, your house smell so bad you can smell it from the front porch! And you boxed the whole thing up in a shirt box.

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tonedna Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:29am
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LOL Edna!!!!
EEEEWWWWW





icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif ...i knew iI could top it somehow...
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tonedna Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:31am
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OH, and you did not use food coloring markers. You used Sharpies.



Wait... I thought Sharpies were aloud!.. icon_surprised.gificon_eek.gif


Edna icon_biggrin.gif



Only the old ones, with the ether-based inks, which get you high when you put them in a paper bag and sniff them. icon_lol.gif

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Oh so thats why the bag!... icon_lol.gif
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lostincake Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:31am
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Oh and the sweet old lady now wants you to do a wedding cake for her daughter that is a stolen design from her cousin. And in order to keep it low budget, she wants it to be a dummy cake (because we ALL KNOW they ARE easier to decorate and should be cheaper ya?) and then is planning to serve sheet cake from Sam's instead but tell everyone you baked them.

...btw this is an awesome thread and oh so funny!!!

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KrissieCakes Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:32am
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Wait, wait, your house smell so bad you can smell it from the front porch! And you boxed the whole thing up in a shirt box.





While my neighbor hid in a tree and saw the customer toss them into the trunk.

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ceshell Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:32am
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Cocobean, you're funny! I hadn't even thought of that one. Good one!

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Idreamofcakes Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:33am
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Well aslong as you don't top it like that lady did...with a perfect pile of doggie poo! Fresh with flies!

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Idreamofcakes Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:34am
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OOOOHHHH DUHHH!
Now I feel dumb!
I get it Coco!

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CookiezNCupcakez Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:36am
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Didn't u lick the spoon and swirl it back into the frosting...Forgot to wear ur hair net.... noticed a hair in between the cake layers so u plucked it out... then licked ur fingers...

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tonedna Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:38am
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Well aslong as you don't top it like that lady did...with a perfect pile of doggie poo! Fresh with flies!





lmao....I thought you were Joking...you hung yourself now!
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Jakap2 Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:41am
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[quote="summernoelle"]And you forgot to dam your cakes and used 3 inches of strawberry jam filling and it oozed out between the layers.
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C'mon, everybody knows that strawberry jam is yummy, if you lick it off and cover with fondant, nobody will notice... icon_rolleyes.gif

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cocobean Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:41am
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Idreamofcakes,

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...by the way I love your screen name! For real!

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sadsmile Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:44am
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And little did you know at the midnight hour on the third day the cake sat out on the counter that all the creepy crawly things raged against the reigning red ants for victory in king of the cake. They were equally matched in skill and soon gave up the duel to have a pic nic on the tippy top. Oh gosh did they leave behind straws and sandwich wrappers-No that is edible glitter!

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summernoelle Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:47am
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Don't forget to tell your client you don't think she deserves a refund because you had to HIRE PEOPLE to get the cake to her, and that you have to pay rent, and you don't want any of those people to sue you. Make sure there are lots of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CAPS and bad spelling.

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Idreamofcakes Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:49am
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K I won't make that mistake again hehehe!
I was actually trying to get me response out really quick before you had typed out a long explanation to me...LOL! Can't believe what a dufuse I was with that one!
Anyway I love your work, you are truly talented. As for my name it came by naturally...I am always dreaming about cake and what I want to do next! I just love it. Ok enough nicey nicey, back to the rude, grungy, controversial(sp?) topic that we have come to love (and need)!

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summernoelle Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:52am
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You must gripe about how Duff Goldman and Ace of Cakes suck, and that the girls never pull back their hair. And maybe throw in some Buddy V bashing for good measure. And Kerry Vincent is E-V-I-L.

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KellBell22 Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:54am
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Plus everyone knows that anybody can whip up a professional gud quality kake and run a sukkessful bizness while making a three tiered kake in 3 hours for a client just to make them smile. (and how HARD was that for me to misspell cake? LOL)

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JaimeAnn Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:54am
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Hey I got lost in the catacombs and missed this thread...

So she wasn't happy with the cake?

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summernoelle Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:55am
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Ewww-pet peeve! Klassy with a K. I hate that.

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KellBell22 Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:58am
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sorry Summer and all my other grammer/spelling pet peevers that my post made cringe. icon_wink.gif

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Idreamofcakes Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 5:58am
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AAAhh Edna I knew you'd figure me out sooner or later!

Hey Summer...I'm waving to you girlie!! I miss ya!

Does anyone think the customers would mind all the ants in the cake if they are dead from all the raid you killed them with first??

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kimblyd Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 6:00am
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.

YES, I KNOW I AM SHOUTING. I'M DOING IT ON PURPOSE.

Seriously, the drama HAS gotten a little thick around here lately and I am so glad to know that others have noticed it too, but choose to laugh about it instead of getting mad.

This is a wonderful website with so many talented and helpful people and I am glad to be a part of this family.

Thanks for giving me a laugh tonight...I needed one. icon_biggrin.gif


Kim

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Jakap2 Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 6:08am
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.

YES, I KNOW I AM SHOUTING. I'M DOING IT ON PURPOSE.


Kim




Now I'm laughing hard, my husband thinks I'm crazy icon_lol.gif

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Idreamofcakes Posted 26 Mar 2009 , 6:15am
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Yep...I deffinately needed this kind of thread right now. Like that saying goes
"Don't take life so seriously, you'll never get out of it alive"

On another stupid note, i'm so tired of hearing about Octo mom's issues. I say we all get together and bake her a "special" cake with whatever extras we want to add icon_razz.gificon_eek.gificon_wink.gif ......could be fun....

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