Our band teacher at the high school is named Lisa Butts.
My favorite name growing up was Justin...was going to name my son that until I married a Ketz. He would have been Justin Ketz...Just in case.

We also can't use:
Johnny Ketz
Mark Ketz
Jack Ketz
Bob Ketz
Rock Ketz or Katrina (kitty) ketz

mommachris

My hubby's allergy doc's name is Dr Quack.

my dad's first name..... Foryst

middle....Lane

Foryst Lane...

wait, gets better.

Last.....

Foryst Lane Fox


or just Foryst Fox for short.

tho' mom always just called him FOXY!

Diamondsonblackvelvet13,
Do you live in Fort Stockton?

-Debbie B.

Went to school with a Mary Berry. Another aquaintance of mine named Shirlee married a boy with the last name of Turley. You guessed it now her name is Shirlee Turley. Also, a neighbor of mine said she used to make fun of a girl with a funny last name, when she was younger, then, SHE married a boy with the last name of Barfus. Said she was eating humble pie. Hope noone knows these guys but they are just fun "name combos" to remember. I also went to a Dr. Payne years ago.

I went to a small school in OH when I was a kid, low these many years ago. We had a family named Rhodes, they had three sons, Rocky, Dusty, and Bumpy...

Ohhhh! linedancer, for real??? Why would one do that??? Dusty, Rocky, and Bumpy?? Their real names???










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A dear friend of the family had a granddaughter who married into the name Mercedes Carr.

When my hubs and I were dreaming up names for our unborn son we had the WORST time agreeing on a name. We wanted to use something that was in the family, but still be semi-cool so he didnt get made fun of.

We came up with Steven Tyler, which was very cute. Until you factored in our last name which starts with a D. I think he would have gotten tortured with those initals.

Where I used to work we had a reg customer named( yes real name ) Harry Butts ! What were his parents thinking !

The sign on my door at work says, "I HAVE AN OPEN DOOR POLICY, EXCEPT WHEN IT'S CLOSED." Needless to say, my door is alway closed.

I went to high school with a girl named Sharon Seeman

My father worked with a man named (and I kid you not) Richard Head. He was adamant about NOT being refered to as the shortened version...

My ex boyfriend has the last name of Chappell. He just so happened to marry a girl named Michelle Noelle...hahahahahaha.

My last name is Gates. Our sons name is Russell. No biggie. Until Grandma calls him Rusty!

Our local Roto Rooter has this slogan.."We are number 1 in the number 2 business!"

The Beer shop nearby had this classic on their sign...

Beer
Finally, Cheaper than Gas
Drink
Don't drive!

LOL

cocobean, thank you so much for starting this thread. I've been sitting hear lmao!!

I had a doctor when I was younger named Dr. Cronic. Ha ha!

My second grade teacher was Mrs. Moody.

I went to high school with a boy named Matt Seeman. Poor kid!

Thanks everyone for posting all the replies. I've been getting a good laugh!

This made me smile!

Saw this while on vacation in Utah.

This thread has had me in stitches...So I thought I'd add to the list...
My husbands psychiatrist's name is Dr. Fearnot. I always chuckle when I say it.
A good friend of mine once knew a lady named Ophelia Legg.
My mom once had a fender bender with a lady named...
Lucy Green Cabbagestalk
At the auto repair shop where my hubby used to work, they had a sign that read....You don't take your bacon and eggs to the diner to have them cooked, and we don't install parts that we don't sell.
My son's barber has a sign that reads...Prices subject to change according to customer's attitude!

I think the Rhodes boys names were nicknames, but that is all they went by, I have no idea what their real names are. Bumps is still a good friend of my brother..

Oh OH OH I've got another one!!

This kid on my bus was being tortured one day and I didnt understand why. I was in the 7th grade at the time and poor Todd was being teased by all the other kids for his middle name, which was a family name...."Master".

I couldn't figure out what was wrong with it unti years later when it finally occurred to me...

Todd's last name was "Bates"

Here's a sign I saw at a market stall in Istanbul, Turkey when I was on a recent cruise..."genuine fake watches"...no false advertising!

You guys are hilarious!!!!

I can't think of a good sign at the moment, but I did go to school with a guy named Godfrey Godfrey. I always felt so sorry for him. Even as a small child, I remember wondering what his parents were thinking!!