Great Sign Posted At The Cake Supply Store. Unattended...

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bwonderful Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 6:45pm
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"This is a non-smoking area. If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."




That cracks me up! I should put that sign on the front door the next time my mom comes over.

I used to go to a restraunt in Kilgore Tx that had a large sign saying, "Free Fajitas Tomorrow". It got me the first time as I got excited about coming back the next day for free fajitas. Then I realized it was a permanent sign and everyday it says, "Free Fajitas Tomorrow"[/quote]

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ShortcakesSweets Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 6:45pm
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Sign in front of an attorney's office near my home reads:
"Accidents and death by appointment."

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cakedout Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 6:47pm
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ROFLMBO!!! These are great!! I'm e-mailing them to my kids! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

Here's my favorite from a few years ago...

It was fishing season and Charlie's, the local gas station/quickie mart, had this sign posted by the road: "Charlie has worms."

Down the road the hardware store's sign stated, " We have de-wormer."

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NikkiDoc Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 6:48pm
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Wow talk about weird...ThreeD, did we post that at the same time? The sign I am talking about is in West Lincon area of NC, going towards Vale, NC. Is that where you are?

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kurn Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 6:50pm
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Alright, I'm computer challenged. I tried to get the picture small enough to upload and now it's too small.

Anyway the street sign says "Gods Way" and the sign next to it says "One Way" and "Do Not Enter".

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sarahnichole975 Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 6:54pm
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One I sent to my sil for mother's day on myspace. I know I know, it's kinda wrong. But after having my niece and nephew over all day with my three kids.....

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diamondsonblackvelvet13 Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 6:56pm
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I made my DH make a U-turn so I could take a pic of this!
LL

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grama_j Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 6:57pm
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I saw at a craft booth......

"I know.... you could make it cheaper yourself..... lucky for me, YOU WON'T "

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Staceface81 Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:00pm
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My husband works for Citi and they have a community computer room. It was closed for updates so they posted a sign on the door:
Temporarily Closed. Sorry for the INCONTINENCE this may cause!
LOL LOL

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hwnhulahands Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:00pm
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my mom came to visit me one summer and we were walking around walmart and we were in the cooler section on the end and at the top are signs was and is. Well, my mom took a pic, I should have her send it to me but it said was 2.98 (or something like that) but now $3.56 (something like that). It was funny because they put the cheaper price as the before and the more expensive price for now. It was funny.

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hwnhulahands Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:01pm
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my mom came to visit me one summer and we were walking around walmart and we were in the cooler section on the end and at the top are signs was and is. Well, my mom took a pic, I should have her send it to me but it said was 2.98 (or something like that) but now $3.56 (something like that). It was funny because they put the cheaper price as the before and the more expensive price for now. It was funny.

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justfrosting Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:05pm
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In a bathroom of a restaurant nearby...

"Jesus and germs are everywhere,

So wash your hands and say your prayers."

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cakegal Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:12pm
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These are all too funny...
Just as funny as some bumper stickers..

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NikkiDoc Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:14pm
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In a nearby cemetary there is a headstone with only this name as the inscription:

BORING

I was visiting my cousins grave, it started drizzling and I was feeling a little blue. As this stone caught my eye I began to LOL. It struck me very funny at the moment.

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playingwithsugar Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:17pm
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Years ago there was a mini mall where a few different types of stores shared one sign pole.

The top sign was for the aquarium store. All it was, was a sign which said

[/u]BlankAquariums

The bottom sign being used by a seafood store. It was just a yellow background where you could slide the letters in, similar to the part of the taco bell sign where the phrase crap combo is above.

Yep, you guessed it -

when you drove by, the sign looked like the aquarium store was selling flounder fillets for $4.99 per pound.

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cassi_g16 Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:19pm
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At the diner I worked at in high school there was a sign that said.

"We have an agreement with the bank. They don't sell burgers and we don't cash checks."

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crisc23 Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:28pm
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We were driving in Tulsa Oklahoma a few months ago and a friend in the car said "anyone need an A$$?" We all said WHAT and he said "well.. look they have A$$e$ to go!"
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bakincakin Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:34pm
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When I used to live up in the DC area, there was a big ad in the yellow pages for a OB/GYN named Harry C Beaver. It really was his name!




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playingwithsugar Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:37pm
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There used to be a physician in SE PA named Franklin Stein.

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Staceface81 Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:44pm
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My little sister's dentist was named Doctor Crest. Hmmmm???

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sarahnichole975 Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 7:52pm
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OMG in Dallas they have a store called Condoms to Go. I 'bout died when I first saw it. All I could think was I don't want condoms to stay fo' sho!!!!

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loriemoms Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:03pm
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In a nearby cemetary there is a headstone with only this name as the inscription:

BORING

I was visiting my cousins grave, it started drizzling and I was feeling a little blue. As this stone caught my eye I began to LOL. It struck me very funny at the moment.


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I told my DH that when I die, I want something funny on my tombstone for this very reason! That when people walk by, it will cheer them up. (who knows, it may have been their name! haha!)

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EndvilleBakery Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:06pm
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In a town down the road from here there is a plastic surgeon named Dr. Phil A. Hooker.

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antonia74 Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:08pm
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OMG!! I laughed so hard seeing those photos!! Where is the "Dead People's Stuff Antiques" located? I may just have to take a drive to find it just to say I've been there!! (I love antique stores!!)




It's on the way to Bloomfield in Prince Edward County. SUCH a gorgeous drive and tons of antique stores out that way.

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cocobean Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:15pm
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I had no idea my post would get this many replies. I've had some reallllly good laughs. icon_lol.gif Laughing is good for you if you are stressing over any cake problems!!! judge.gif Thanks everyone. Keep um coming! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_cry.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_cool.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif thumbs_up.gif

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fiddlesticks Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:17pm
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My kids school had a candy sales rep ( for fund raising ) named Tom Weiner ! There was also a dentist in the near town named DR fagg !He prefered to be called Dr Rett( his first name )

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Kiddiekakes Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:22pm
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These signs are so funny but yah know...I really can't say that signs like these are posted anywhere here..I mean people would complain to the management etc...not that I disagree with any of them because I wish there were more!! Unless it was a small independently owned store or something...Places like Walmart...Petro Canada...Tim Hortons would never have signs like these posted..people would walk out..I could just hear the complaints now!!! Too bad really....some people need to be reminded!!

I mean....signs like unattended children etc.. icon_wink.gif

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DebBTX Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:27pm
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Many, many years ago, I worked in a medical office at the front desk. For quite a while it seemed no one was willing to pay so much as a dime on their bill. Out of frustration one day I hung this sign behind my desk. I had seen it somewhere else and thought it would be a funny way to catch the patient's attention to leave some kind of payment.

In God we trust, all others pay cash.

-Debbie B.

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endymion Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:28pm
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When I was growing up, the local garbage truck had this sign painted on the side of it:

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR DOUBLE YOUR TRASH BACK

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Afarren Posted 1 Jul 2008 , 8:31pm
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My Mom worked for a doctor named Dr. Payne... Not sure I would go to him!

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