Yep...I deffinately needed this kind of thread right now. Like that saying goes
"Don't take life so seriously, you'll never get out of it alive"
On another stupid note, i'm so tired of hearing about Octo mom's issues. I say we all get together and bake her a "special" cake with whatever extras we want to add
......could be fun....
That would be the biggest pregnancy belly cake anyone has ever seen!! 
And after all your hard work on that cake, I stole the pic of it off your gallery and put it on my website and claimed it as my own; watemark blurred out in photoshop.
Actually we could just go on CraigsList and get one of those bakers that does any cake for $35 to make all of our cakes and we could turn around and sell them for a profit.
I'm sure they would already include all of the afore mentioned goodies ie: cat hair and baby boogers, and we wouldn't have to go to the trouble of adding them ourselves.
Dont' forget to scratch your butt while you're working ... then clean out from under your fingernails over the mixing bowl.
And 3 hours after delivery, whine about how you've not heard anything from the old lady, and shouldn't she have come running over bowing down and proclaiming it the absolutely best cake in the whole wide world by now?
Did anyone cover the butter vs margarine thing?
what a cool thread! I luv it!
Because I'm a Christian, I'm going to do the right thing and turn you in to the HD!
...and because I'm an atheist and incapable of doing the right thing, I won't turn anyone in to the HD! These are all extras we should charge even more for! 
I NEVER stop scratching my butt! Thats what gives my cakes that little extra "something"
I'm gonna start charging extra for having to do everything one handed darn it!
Because I'm a Christian, I'm going to do the right thing and turn you in to the HD!
...and because I'm an atheist and incapable of doing the right thing, I won't turn anyone in to the HD! These are all extras we should charge even more for!
And dont' forget to bash each other for being the opposite of each other, and remind each other that you need to keep your personal views to yourself, while using the Bible and non-religious texts to document and validate your personal views on WHY personal views are not permitted..
This would be after the big list of all the laws and rules that everyone has broken, like speeding, and pretty much telling everyone that since they're not perfect, they're not allowed to criticize ANYTHING that anyone else does. This speech must be given while picking your nose with one hand and stirring icing with the other. 
And I had to use trans fat free crisco in the buttercream, so it had an awful consistency, and I used the liquid color from the supermarket to make it RED, and hoped no one would notice the taste...
It's midnight, I' eating from a bag of Lay's and drinking tea.
STOP POSTING SO I CAN GO TO BED!
Because I'm a Christian, I'm going to do the right thing and turn you in to the HD!
...and because I'm an atheist and incapable of doing the right thing, I won't turn anyone in to the HD! These are all extras we should charge even more for!
And dont' forget to bash each other for being the opposite of each other, and remind each other that you need to keep your personal views to yourself, while using the Bible and non-religious texts to document and validate your personal views on WHY personal views are not permitted..
This would be after the big list of all the laws and rules that everyone has broken, like speeding, and pretty much telling everyone that since they're not perfect, they're not allowed to criticize ANYTHING that anyone else does. This speech must be given while picking your nose with one hand and stirring icing with the other.
Boogers, butt scratchings and criticism.... I'm going to run out and patent all of them as my own personal secret ingredients, and then SUE any of you who try to use MY ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW Hi Toodles Honey!! Been too long since we've talked...sorry!
I'm really trying to get out of this funk again. I had my first neck surgery though, only what 17 to go?? LOL! Glad to see you on this thread, should be lots O fun!
Yep...I deffinately needed this kind of thread right now. Like that saying goes
"Don't take life so seriously, you'll never get out of it alive"
On another stupid note, i'm so tired of hearing about Octo mom's issues. I say we all get together and bake her a "special" cake with whatever extras we want to add
......could be fun....
If there's a free cakes for kids chapter in her area they will be on a first name basis and see each other at least 7 times a year (6 times for the first 6 birthdays then doing a mass delivery of 8 more cakes at the same time because you know she won't want just one cake with 8 names on it. The kids will all need their own cake.).
BTW Hi Toodles Honey!! Been too long since we've talked...sorry!
I'm really trying to get out of this funk again. I had my first neck surgery though, only what 17 to go?? LOL! Glad to see you on this thread, should be lots O fun!
Hey girl! I've been missing you in our laundry thread! Not the same without ya! I really hope these surgeries help you. If you need anything PM me. Glad to see you in this thread as well. I needed a good laugh today! I'm glad I found it! Now back to our regularly scheduled antics!
And don't forget that I printed out an edible image using NON EDIBLE INK because it's only just a little ink and it won't make anyone sick.
WOOOHOOO I just found a new use for the hair I clean out of my DOGS brush! I just ball it all up and use it for hair on my fondant figures...this will save so much time and make it look so much more realistic! I bet I could even color it with the sharpies!!
Why are people so worried about pet hair.....geeze!
WOOOHOOO I just found a new use for the hair I clean out of my DOGS brush! I just ball it all up and use it for hair on my fondant figures...this will save so much time and make it look so much more realistic! I bet I could even color it with the sharpies!!
Why are people so worried about pet hair.....geeze!
Too Funn!
Hey, did that cake have fresh flowers from Pesticides-R-Us which you stuck directly into the cake? (If not, I'm sure I can find their number.) I've also got a great source so that you can add some Tuk-n-Ruffle...you know, class it up a bit.
Gee can anyone of you put this in one recipe form. As a newbie I can't believe the stuff I'm learning on here. This is something I never would have thought of on my own. Thanks guys yall are the best. Must try this cake next week and bring to my class and share with everyone. If possible could yall get together and make a show n tell video. that would be awesome. hehehe
HA!!!!!! I can't believe I missed out on this fun. That's what I get for going to bed early(er) so I can can get my bum out of bed for my 5:30am walk.
Don't forget though.. if you make this cake and it ain't from scratch then it ain't a real cake.
What?? No mention of the football team that tromps through my kitchen RIGHT when I'm baking a cake, just to lick my bowls clean so I can use them again? I mean, I don't have kids, they just like to hang out. Sure, several of them scratch their butts (so do I), then they take my cats, chase them all over my counters (especially if they've just left the litterbox I haven't cleaned in a month). I mean, it's so helpful to have them around for cleanup.
That just makes the cakes all better, right?
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Dogs do it faster.
Theresa 
Dogs do it faster.
See? This is why this is such a great site! Always getting tips on how to work more efficient!
Oh God, I keep laughing hard enough to get my bronchitis flaring up...my boss is going to send me home if this keeps up too much longer! lol
And all those dots you piped around the bottom edge of your cake... shame that had little points... why use a paintbrush or powdered sugar to smooth them down, just lick your finger and tap tap tap....
By the way... what's wrong with Bubble Tea Straws? I happen to like them. Did I miss something or are they just NOT SPS?
By the way... what's wrong with Bubble Tea Straws? I happen to like them.
I like that my friends save them for me after they finish their tea. Just be sure to rinse them out ok. I store them next to the used pizza cardboards ... once you cover them with foil, you can't see those grease and tomato sauce stains!
By the way... what's wrong with Bubble Tea Straws? I happen to like them.
I like that my friends save them for me after they finish their tea. Just be sure to rinse them out ok. I store them next to the used pizza cardboards ... once you cover them with foil, you can't see those grease and tomato sauce stains!
But doesn't rinsing them out waste water? Will this whole "green" and "climate saving" kick going on in the world, it's better to just have your friends lick them clean and go on with it.
I'm laughing so hard I can't manage to be bummed that I haven't found this thread until now!!! 
Don't tell me... you're also kneading your fondant with a cigarette in each hand and a crack pipe in your mouth. It's all about multitasking, people!
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