Apparently I Need To Enunciate.
Decorating By crazymommyof3 Updated 29 Apr 2009 , 12:01am by crazymommyof3
THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! I remember someone telling me how disgustingly she found some sticks in a cake she helped her friend cut and wondered how the baker could be so careless as to let sticks fall into her cake while baking and I had to explain to her that they were actually supports for the upper tier 
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Yes, perfectly shaped, splinter free STICKS just fell in there. In a specific arrangement oddly UNDER the tier above it....hmmm.....
Ok so allow me to explain that those of use with southern accents typically don't speak clearly (Imagine that!) So I can see how, in a southern accent, 'dowell' might sound like 'doll.' That said, how idiotic can you be to assume there is a big freakin' barbie inside the cake?! LOL!!! Also, the baby in the cake is a Mardi gras tradition. It's called the king cake, and whomever finds the baby has to throw the party next year!
In South Dakota, dowel does not sound like doll. 
I can just picture this lady tho, going home and digging frantically through this cake looking for the barbie she thinks I've hidden in it.
So what do you suppose she thought on discovering an actual dowel in the bottom tier? That she'd accidentally cut off one of Barbie's legs? Some people are just dumb as a bag of hammers.
THAT is what I was wondering! The moon part was doweled to the sheet cake, so part of it would have been sticking out when she took the moon off.
I just gotta quit dropping barbie dolls into my cake batter! Sheesh!
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