This Will Shatter Those Preconceived Notions....
Lounge By JennT Updated 6 Apr 2006 , 2:43am by Peachshortcake
Hhmn, good luck with this one mOuse!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
edited to add, 
It's ya'lls fault! I'm a man...it's genetic, I cant help it. I dont see dirt, cant find things in the fridge and always think about...what men always think about! Im just a pawn, a toy, a game piece in this harsh world of women. The humanity of it all...the humanity!
Mower of the grass, squasher of the bugs, changer of the oil, investigator of the bumps in the night, fisher of the fish, fixer of the leaks, plunger of the commode, reacher of the really high stuff, griller of the meat...and occasional boy toy to the woman. I feel so used.
Mower of the grass, squasher of the bugs, changer of the oil, investigator of the bumps in the night, fisher of the fish, fixer of the leaks, plunger of the commode, reacher of the really high stuff, griller of the meat...and occasional boy toy to the woman. I feel so used.
LOL...too funny... 
I have one of those kinds of names for my DH...Destroyer of Things! 
Would like to add WOW!! Look what happens when you don't check in on a thread for a while!! LOL Dale...I've been searching and will continue to until I find you a HOT BAKER CHICK!!! Even if I have to make her up myself!
Show leather???
I think Dale meant shoe leather but you know, show leather sounds a lot more interesting!
Hugs Squirrelly
You guys are all too funny... I love this topic almost more than I love looking at the baker man. Dale, you need to get your self under control there. Im sure if your wife was just wearing an apron while she was baking, you would abolish all thoughts of a hot female baker picture. 
What about our Rachel... irish, blonde, written a few books and always on the tv over here!
Who am I kidding...as long as she's hot...I dont care if she couldnt boil show leather...I'll do the cooking...no pun intended.
Well, we all know what really happens when a guy meets the woman of his dreams. The blood drains from his brain and his brain turns into mush. He turns into The Impressive Gentleman Suitor and the encounter goes something like this:
TIGS (thinking hes charming and disarming and sounds like Cary Grant): Havent we met before? Hello, my name is
What the woman actually hears is: Hava we meth bafaw? Gaw(drool) Hellomynameis
Doh!
All hail your Kings, Guardians of the Sofa, Keepers of the Remote!
If I came home and she was waering just an apron...
I'd check under the cabinets for that damn "Baker Man"
As far as the Blond Rachael..way cute. Not much for blonds though, but the accent makes up for it. Love the Irish accent! English accent is even better.
As far as meeting a "beyooteefool lady"...I just come out and tell em.
"I think your absolutely beautiful." Then, around that point, I get maced.
Me, I got a face that scares small children and kills bugs dead...but hey...Im funny!
Well then Dale if your into British Accents and Brunettes its got to be Nigella Lawson!!!
www.nigella.com
Famous for her curvy figure and comfort food, spends half her cookery program either in the bath or doing something sensuous which she believes a domestic goddess must be!!!
How could I have forgotten about Mrs.Lawson. I have envied her from afar for many years. The woman is gorgeous.
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