This Will Shatter Those Preconceived Notions....

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Dale Posted 28 Mar 2006 , 2:55am
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Course I got me a woman...aint no sugar in these pants...just cake....100% pure grade A beef cake! Wooo Hooo!

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Mac Posted 28 Mar 2006 , 4:15am
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WooHoo--100% Grade A!!!

Ain't that like a man to brag?!!

Gotta love ya, Dale!

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Zamode Posted 28 Mar 2006 , 4:33am
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It's so nice to have men on this board (I mean that)!

I sent the pic to my sis and she says, "Oh, he's one of those metrosexual types". Meanwhile she sends me a link from a CMT program where the guy looks like a cleaned up version of Larry the Cable Guy! Sometimes I think we only have 2 brothers and a set of parents in common.... icon_confused.gif

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RhondaK Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 12:58am
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His doughnuts ARE much bigger, by comparison...

OH...did I say that out loud?? icon_redface.gif

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Mac Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 3:16am
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ROFLMAO!!!

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Dale Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 3:21am
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Buncha donut maniacs!

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mushbug9 Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 5:10am
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Wow is it getting hot in here!! I could just fall into that dimple, I swear...Yes I mean the dimple on his face! icon_eek.gif

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m0use Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 4:51pm
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Ok, Dale..I tried looking for a pic for you...and I found a couple female cake decorators that I thought might be cute...but since I don't know your tastes I didn't post them....but to really find something to suit your tastes I don't think those types of pics could be posted or linked to on this site icon_wink.gif

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Mac Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 8:12pm
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mOuse--
I agree. I think we may be hard pressed to find one that can be posted here, but the search will continue. Surely, somethng will bring equality!

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RhondaK Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 8:56pm
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Oh, come on Dale...haven't you ever seen Giada, the Everyday Italian on the Food Network? Don't complain - men have their eye candy too.

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Zamode Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 10:21pm
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I have a hard time taking her seriously (Giada). Yes, she is very pretty but 1/3 of her head is teeth and she always wears low cut shirts--is she supposed to be taken seriously?

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Mac Posted 30 Mar 2006 , 11:45pm
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I take her seriously. I made her Marscapone Cheesecake with Almond Crust--OMG!!!

That girl can cook--or at least can read a recipe.

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Zamode Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 4:36am
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No doubt she can cook Mac.....anyone that attends Le Cordon Bleu in France had better leave with something! I just think the hoochie thing is misplaced on the channel, JMO...

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Dale Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 8:23am
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As long as she breathes...

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Dale Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 8:26am
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Low cut shirts are bad? I was married 12 years before I discovered my wife even had a head! I kept wondering where the voice was coming from...were she to go missing today I'd have a hard time describing her face.

The Italian lady...Giada....her head is huge and way too much fore-head going on, could land a blimp on it... not to mention all those teeth...something about her weirds me out. I couldnt kiss her and keep an eye out for the Good Year Blimp at the same time.

Now, Rachael Ray...there's a cutie and personality too...hubba hubba!

(I could take her out and only spend $40 bucks on her and she'd be happy...and if she wasnt...hey...get a new show)

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Mac Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 1:00pm
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Dale--
You start my day off right!!! Never thought about her forehead. Now I'll never be able to watch her show without thinking "Goodyear". LOL!!!

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Sparklycake Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 2:19pm
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Heres one of the british celebrity cake makers. Eric Lanlard, when I say british I mean he's on British TV, lives in London but is from France and has the sexiest voice ever

http://www.savoirdesign.com/

The picture of him on his site isn't as good as this one.

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But then again that stubble would have to hurt, lol

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m0use Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 2:36pm
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Dale- lmao, I think sometimes my husband is the same way icon_lol.gificon_wink.gif
Sparklycake- yes stubble does hurt when kissing it and well, er, um in other areas too.

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Mac Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 2:37pm
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WOW--loved the intro!

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Dale Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 3:11pm
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yes stubble does hurt when kissing it and well, er, um in other areas too.




I have to go have some private time after that one. Back in an hour.

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m0use Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 3:25pm
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yes stubble does hurt when kissing it and well, er, um in other areas too.



I have to go have some private time after that one. Back in an hour.



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Sparklycake Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 3:39pm
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Here are some of his recipes, I've made a few of them and they work out exactly as he tells it and they taste fabulous. The Valentine Raspberry Mousse is fantastic!


Arggh forgot the link:

http://www.uktvfood.co.uk/index.cfm?uktv=chefs.chef&iID=530463

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cakebox Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 4:56pm
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Very nice, Sparklycake... I love this, his croquembouche "comes with a choice of a raspberry coulis or chocolate sauce and a metal hammer to knock the top off".

Um, I'll be back much later too, (I don't like quickies.) icon_wink.gif

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SquirrellyCakes Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 5:44pm
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Dale- lmao, I think sometimes my husband is the same way icon_lol.gificon_wink.gif
Sparklycake- yes stubble does hurt when kissing it and well, er, um in other areas too.



Go figure, I thought the role of the moderator was to moderate not instigate. Hhmn, mOuse, shouldn't you be considering moving this topic over to Naughty Cakes Discussion? Wait, didn't you just create a situation where it should be moved to Naughty Cakes Discussion? Hhmn, this situation calls for a moderator whom actually behaves herself to step in....Oh Flayvvy! Nope, bad choice, she is already standing in the corner! Geesh, see what Dale has done, he has turned the moderators into evil women!
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Dale Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 5:49pm
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I tend to bring out the evil that lurks in all women...

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SquirrellyCakes Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 5:54pm
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Seems to be a good career choice.... icon_wink.gifthumbs_up.gif

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NEWTODECORATING Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 6:02pm
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SOOOO This is what it takes to find Squirrelly????

I think I am learning more about you folks than I really needed to know! Where is Stephanie when you need her? She isn't a moderator but she is real good at sending people time out in the naughty room, just ask mac.

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m0use Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 6:03pm
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Hehehehehehe icon_twisted.gif ...well I'm not the one that said I have to go spend some time with my wife, be back in an hour...and he did literally go off the boards!

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SquirrellyCakes Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 6:07pm
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SOOOO This is what it takes to find Squirrelly????

I think I am learning more about you folks than I really needed to know! Where is Stephanie when you need her? She isn't a moderator but she is real good at sending people time out in the naughty room, just ask mac.



Hhmn, I have heard she had to send herself a few times too.... icon_wink.gif

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SquirrellyCakes Posted 31 Mar 2006 , 6:11pm
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Hehehehehehe icon_twisted.gif ...well I'm not the one that said I have to go spend some time with my wife, be back in an hour...and he did literally go off the boards!



I was going to say that I thought that was because he left for brunch but given the nature of the thread, that could take on a whole new meaning..... tapedshut.gificon_surprised.gificon_eek.gificon_cool.gif

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