I got this in my email yesterday and thought it would be appropriate for this site...lol 
ONLY in America. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
> infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
> He
> was 71.
>
> Doughboy was buried in a lightly grease coffin. Dozens of
celebrities
> turned out to pay their respects including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
> Jack,
> the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
> Captain
> Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
>
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the Doughboy
> as a
> man who never knew how much he was kneaded. The funeral was held at
> 3:50
> for about 20 minutes.
>
> Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
> with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting
> much
> of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
> times, he was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for
> millions.
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
> and
> Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his
> elderly father, Pop Tart.
>
Ooh, so sad, just goes to prove that having all that dough still doesn't buy happiness!
Ooh, so sad, just goes to prove that having all that dough still doesn't buy happiness!
LOL yah had to go there didn't you? LOL...
Thanks for sharing the story.... It's a classic...
Can't stop laughing!! Too funny!!
Thanks for sharing!
I just thought this was too perfect for our community!! I'm glad you're all enjoying it
THANK YOU FOR SHARING ! THAT WAS HYSTERICALY FUNNY!!!!! 
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