AComing home from the gym this morning I started thinking, wouldn't be great if our skin was like fondant? Wrinkles? Just rub some crisco on them & they're gone. Saggy skin? Smooth it out with your fingers. Ahhh wouldn't that be just great?
A...We would be extinct in the UK pretty darn quick with all our fondant skin melting in the dankness...
...what if you fell asleep picking your nose - it would be permanently stuck there by morning...
...plus you'd need a skewer up your (ahem) to make you stand up straight!...
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...We would be extinct in the UK pretty darn quick with all our fondant skin melting in the dankness...
...what if you fell asleep picking your nose - it would be permanently stuck there by morning...
...plus you'd need a skewer up your (ahem) to make you stand up straight!...
Hahahaha I didn't think about the skewer or us melting. Darn I guess I'll stick with the gym.
AAlthough the ability to just stick on an extra arm would be so useful... and how much fun would Halloween be- instead of dressing up you buy a silicone kit a re-mold yourself!
...I am going to have very strange dreams tonight!
made of fondant....hmmmmm.....means you could pop a BubbleButt and flatten it out......no way how would my old lady elastic waist pants stay up.
AHahaha! Too funny, @Crazy-Gray remolding would be the first thing I did. Definitely roll my thighs to make them smaller and my legs longer :-)
Oh dear, I think I've CRACKED.
Oh dear, I've developed elephant hide wrinkles in the last couple of hours whilst I've been sitting here.
Oh dear, I've got a bulge around the middle. Should I poke a pin in, or should I have sat in the fridge overnight with a brick on my head. SEE. CRACKED!
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