I'm a home baker and I've been baking for over 30 years. I have only gotten into decorating recently so I don't have any cake stories but I was known for baking bread and pastry. I made bagels, challah, croissants, puff pastry, etc... It used to drive me crazy when people would ask me, "Wow, this is sooo good! What kind of bread maker do you have?" I would always say, "I have it with me, want to see?" and I hold up my hands.
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I'm a home baker and I've been baking for over 30 years. I have only gotten into decorating recently so I don't have any cake stories but I was known for baking bread and pastry. I made bagels, challah, croissants, puff pastry, etc... It used to drive me crazy when people would ask me, "Wow, this is sooo good! What kind of bread maker do you have?" I would always say, "I have it with me, want to see?" and I hold up my hands.
haha ya people are stupid
Yes. Just as the tool I use to mix frosting, beat eggs, and mix my turkey-loaf (i.e., a dinner fork) is powered by elbow grease. The few times I've participated in the baking of any kind of bread, other than from, say, Bridgford's frozen dough, (back when I was in elementary school! We churned our own butter, too.), it was all hand-kneaded.
I find myself thinking of something the printer at the Colonial Williamsburg print shop said, when I was there last month: he kept referring to the wooden presses in use there as being "powered by beer." Or something traditional woodworking guru Roy Underhill said about great wheel lathes being "powered by cheap wine."
For those of you that get the good old "it is just a cake or can't be that hard" I will tell you what I did.
I had a good friend who always ordered cakes from me and she had stated those same words a couple of times
so I told her to come over and watch me do a wedding cake that was due that weekend. During the baking process,
she complained about having to butter and line the pans (all of them). Then she said just use a box mix...I rolled my eyes.
After the cooling, leveling, and crumb icing she was worn out....I had to laugh. We were only a few hours into it and still had
much more to go. After all the decorating, stacking, icing, dowel rodding it, and making other decorations she never ever stated again that
"it is just a cake or can't be that hard" She actually didn't think I charged enough for my time. :-)
And what of using a box mix? It would have saved maybe 20 minutes in measuring ingredients. You still would have had to do EVERYTHING else. People are not smart.
AI'm sorry I should have clarified....I am a "from scratch only" baker. Nothing at all wrong with box.
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And what of using a box mix? It would have saved maybe 20 minutes in measuring ingredients. You still would have had to do EVERYTHING else. People are not smart.
I don't think a box mix saves any extra time. I made WASC once to try it - it has more ingredients and was more involved than my scratch recipes.
Saves me a LOT of time. Probably because I am used to it and do it without thought. Probably the same as with your recipes. However with a straight mix it'sjust eggs and water. Sometimes oil. But of course it tastes like poo, at least to me
I didn't know they offered a poo-flavored mix.
(Hmm. Would a cake shaped like Christopher Robin's stuffed bear taste like . . .)
Learn to say NO..............I NEVER ACCEPT LAST MINUTE JOBS....OR I DO CHARGE 3 TIMES THE VALUE OF THE SERVICE!!!!!!!
AAre you saying you actually run across people willing to pay $900 for a $300 cake?
Customer calls, emails you a picture of an elaborate birthday cake that will feed 75 people, yet they only need 20 servings...Wants to know how much it would cost.
"Oh WOW, I can't afford that. This other baker is willing to do it for (insert asinine price here)."
Me, "Oh really? Could you give me their number, I will have them do my my kids birthday cake from now on"
#1 i will NEVER be able to make a white chocolate ganache, without cringing, again. so thanks. :D
#2 someone called Friday afternoon for an edible photo cake for MONDAY. Nevermind that I'm not open on Sunday or MOnday, I job out edible images and would never have had the time to get it back from the other vendor. But she asked that inevitable and cringe-worthy question, "do you know who else can make it for me?" "Hell YEs!" I replied, "Because I want to inflict you on someone else, forthwith!"
I told her the grocery story could probably do it. I could hear her shudder over the phone. But what do you expect when you want something custom?
"I'm also available, on short notice, to alter your wedding dress, steam clean your carpets, and plan your 50 birthday party. After all, I'm obviously magical..."
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lol.. this is what happened a few weeks ago.
Customer: I need a 2-3 Tier Wedding Cake Me: So will that be a 2 Tier or 3 Tier Cake? Customer: hmmm....3 Tier Me: Ok, so can you advise me of the Bride & Grooms Colour Theme Customer: The Groom is Black and his Bride is White!!!
ABecause she didn't want a simplified version, she didn't want what I could Offer them in their price range, she wanted the picture they showed me.
For this specific incident I'm referencing, she wanted to pay $50 for a 2-3 tier Minnie Mouse cake, including the delivery, lol. 0.o When I told her what I could offer her for that price range she scoffed and informed me other bakers quoted her $50, lol.
Ive had another wanting a 2 tier christening cake for her twins, complete with 2 gum paste rosaries, a large gum paste cross and her kids names. When I told her the cost of the two tier she looked at me like I had just offended her...I tried to work with her, scaling the cake down to a single tier, no dice.
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So why not do a simplified version at 1/3 scale?
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At the very least, that poster is teaching clients how to treat them . . . don't try to order a cake last minute and not expect to pay for it.
Liz
It sounded to me like she was literally saying that's what she charges - maybe I misunderstood. Rare is the person who would pay triple for the fair price of a cake. But if you're only charging $35, at 3 times that, it may still be a bargain.
If you want to approach it as if I was disagreeing with charging triple, and I wasn't if we're talking about a 24 hour turnaround, then I'd just say for me, any order with only 8-14 days notice is short notice. I wouldn't ask triple for that. Anything under 7 days is not an order - just doesn't happen. Not even if they want to pay triple.
AOh no I got a good one. I made some high heel cupcakes for my niece she loved them so much that she called back and ask for the recipe so she can give it to her friend that was working in the bakery at Walmart and now she decided sh wanted to work from. Because her friend icing is too bitter when she uses dark colors. So she wants my recipe and good to help anther bakery. Ummmm no I'm trying to be successful just like her friend.
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Because she didn't want a simplified version, she didn't want what I could
Offer them in their price range, she wanted the picture they showed me.
For this specific incident I'm referencing, she wanted to pay $50 for a 2-3 tier Minnie Mouse cake, including the delivery, lol. 0.o
When I told her what I could offer her for that price range she scoffed and informed me other bakers quoted her $50, lol.
Ive had another wanting a 2 tier christening cake for her twins, complete with 2 gum paste rosaries, a large gum paste cross and her kids names. When I told her the cost of the two tier she looked at me like I had just offended her...I tried to work with her, scaling the cake down to a single tier, no dice.
I would have said $50 !!!! WOW maybe you should give ME her number . Haha . I dont think the average person has a clue about cake decorating.
The weirdest ones I have ever gotten: Can you make a sugar free buttercreme?
I also got asked this by a client: I was contacted to make a pirate birthday themed cake. (keep in mind I don't know this person) She wanted to know what ingredients to buy so she could come over and watch me make the cake. Then she asked me if I would make it for free since she was going to buy the ingredients... really?!
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