This thread is absolutely ridiculas. I would expect this kind of behavior from other sites but not this one. I thought that you were all mature adults and knew how to treat each other with kindness. I have had enough and this tread is now locked. Oh wait I'm not a moderator. Okay continue as you were. Sorry. LMAO this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. You gals sure know how to make someones day. Continue on...
You totally had me for the first two sentences there. I was like oh no she did not!!
Pass me some meds, er I mean dragees.......
Melvira, don't you keep some vodka around here somewhere for your, you know, "vanilla" ???
Okay, this thread is too funny to die. Quick, Melvira, I'll pay you a hundred bucks to say something snarky about someone we know!!
(of course, you'll have to give me your bank account information, so I can transfer the money from my Austrailian lottery winnings....... sorry, that was another thread)
Okay, this thread is too funny to die. Quick, Melvira, I'll pay you a hundred bucks to say something snarky about someone we know!!
Those pants totally make your butt look big!
(of course, you'll have to give me your bank account information, so I can transfer the money from my Austrailian lottery winnings....... sorry, that was another thread)
D'oh!! I have the feeling you aren't really going to give me that money!
Those pants totally make your butt look big!
LMAO. My first thought was to respond with "Joke's on you, not wearin' any pants!" Then I thought, hmmmm, do we really want to go there???
Yeah, not so much! You gals are wonderful.
Tita snorted!!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
You know what they say about girls that snort when they laugh, don't you??? They are WILD!!!!! You GO girl!!!!
Never heard that before...but my youngest girl snorts and is 100% wild child...oh no! 
The sad thing is, I really do snort when I laugh- only when I'm laughin' really hard though. So if we all ever got together, I'd sound like a frickin' pig farm!
Hey, I do it once in a while too... so we'll sound crazy together! 
The sad thing is, I really do snort when I laugh- only when I'm laughin' really hard though. So if we all ever got together, I'd sound like a frickin' pig farm!
Hey, I do it once in a while too... so we'll sound crazy together!
oh please! I got ya all beat!
When I was in high school, they called me Wally, because they said only a Walrus laughs like that. I can't do it on purpose and once it starts I cant' stop it. People think I have bronchitis all the time. At my house, my family "wins" if they can get mom to the point where she does her laugh. People are standing around yelling, "Breath!! Breath!!" I cant even describe it .... it must be experienced.
When my granddaughter went in for her 6 week checkup, the doctor asked if she was startled or scared by any noises. Daughter said, "Only gramma's laugh!"
I went through this phase when I was younger where if I laughed really hard I went totally silent and just turned red and shook all over. It looked like I was having a seizure or something, which was really bad because I had those too, so sometimes people didn't know what to do! 
Debi definitely wins!!
I have never had a desire to go to Indiana...until now. Now I say Melvira and I take a road trip just to do some stand up comdey for Debi, videotape and broadcast her laugh on YouTube!
Who's in?
I'm only about an hour or so away from Debi, so I'm in!!!!
I am IN, sides, someone has got to hold the camera 
She's busy plotting ways for your demise Melvira...at least that's the word on the street.
But... she's so... nice, and sweet... how could I have ever guessed she wouldn't like me!! If only there had been a hint... some scrap of evidence that we weren't meant to be friends?! I mean... even maybe... like a clue in her profile or something obvious that set off a bell in my head, ya know? I can't believe that IH8MelvirasMethod just wouldn't be a big Melvira fan. What's up with that? Did anyone else see this coming? I mean, I'm pretty perceptive...
She's busy plotting ways for your demise Melvira...at least that's the word on the street.
But... she's so... nice, and sweet... how could I have ever guessed she wouldn't like me!! If only there had been a hint... some scrap of evidence that we weren't meant to be friends?! I mean... even maybe... like a clue in her profile or something obvious that set off a bell in my head, ya know? I can't believe that IH8MelvirasMethod just wouldn't be a big Melvira fan. What's up with that? Did anyone else see this coming? I mean, I'm pretty perceptive...
That revelation floored me too!!!
I don't know, she's pretty miffed with you. You crossed the line when you began insulting her cake idol. I have that effect on people. Either they become obsessed with me, or obsessed with ways to get rid of me. Either way it's a very powerful vibe I give off. Don't be hatin'.
Do any of you have myspace pages? I've been thinking of getting one, but I don't really want people to know where I am. I like people thinking I fell off of the face of the earth, know what I mean?
Do any of you have myspace pages? I've been thinking of getting one, but I don't really want people to know where I am. I like people thinking I fell off of the face of the earth, know what I mean?
If you don't want people to find you, don't start a MySpace or Facebook page. They will find you. *grumbles about stupid-stalker-ex-boyfriend*
Ooooh. Stalkers? I always wanted my very own stalker...NOT!
I really could live the rest of my life without "reconnecting" with my buddies (or enemies) from the past. It's hilarious because my sister is always telling me about how all of our old friends want to know if I have a myspace/facebook page. I have no desire to see pics of you and your tatas hanging out or how "successful" you are selling dope. Thanks but no thanks!
Ooooh. Stalkers? I always wanted my very own stalker...NOT!
I really could live the rest of my life without "reconnecting" with my buddies (or enemies) from the past. It's hilarious because my sister is always telling me about how all of our old friends want to know if I have a myspace/facebook page. I have no desire to see pics of you and your tatas hanging out or how "successful" you are selling dope. Thanks but no thanks!
Did you grow up where I grew up??? lol Sounds like kids I went to school with. 
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