Wait your turn sister!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hired him, I'm still doing New Employee Orientation!!!!
Now - hand me another glass of Voodoo while I get started on the Lifeguard New Hire Training Class 
I know where the cabana boy went! 
New, you naughty girl!!!!! 
You have to share!!!!!
Don't know if I can continue partying....... It's Monday and I have my grandson. Seems to me like the lifeguard and the cabana boy should be shared like I shared my food on the grill and my margaritas. 
Diane
Okay...........so did everyone get inebriated and drown or are you busy with CPR? Maybe looking for the cabana boy? Should have known if I went to work last night and left you alone, things would get out of hand. Soooo...get back to the business at hand. I'm low on limes again. 
Diane
If you can get KayDay away from that cabana boy long enough to pour you one! I'm at my wit's end trying to get her to straighten up. She'll have him worn out. 
It's so nice floating around in this pool without a care in the world (other than where that damn cabana boy is).
Diane
I think I saw someone performing CPR on the cabana boy. Was that you KayDay? He was smiling afterwards so it must have worked!
THAT'S IT! Just wait and see KayDay. When Jimmy Buffet shows up to sing to me and pour my margaritas, you will not even get a smell of him! I will keep him all to myself.
Diane 
Heck with you all.....after the lifeguard I hired went to go be KayDay's cabana boy, I found this guy, and I AIN'T SHARING!!!!!!!!!!!!
What this cesspool REALLY needs....
is LIFEGUARDS! 
Carry on you evil lushes!
CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
<splash!>
At least Priscilla knows to bring enough to share with everyone!
KayDay your new sig cracks me up!!
Yeah KayDay, I'm borrowing it
(your tagline, that is....not your cabana boy....even though I saw him first! )
Heck with you all.....after the lifeguard I hired went to go be KayDay's cabana boy, I found this guy, and I AIN'T SHARING!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know about that. His wife has been getting pretty rough with the gals in the audience lately. I'd be afraid to approach him.
Diane
What this cesspool REALLY needs...
is LIFEGUARDS!
Carry on you evil lushes!
CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
<splash!>
KayDay, where in the h*** has Priscilla been. Why hasn't she brought these hunks to the party quicker than this? I'm stocking up on supplies and staying in the pool. I may never bake a cake again......................
When we get done with all these guys we won't even remember knowing who SugarCraft was.......................
Diane
I don't know about that. His wife has been getting pretty rough with the gals in the audience lately. I'd be afraid to approach him.
Diane
it's all good....when I'm finished with him, he couldn't pick HER out of a LINEUP
I don't know about that. His wife has been getting pretty rough with the gals in the audience lately. I'd be afraid to approach him.
Diane
it's all good....when I'm finished with him, he couldn't pick HER out of a LINEUP
I don't know about that. His wife has been getting pretty rough with the gals in the audience lately. I'd be afraid to approach him.
Diane
it's all good....when I'm finished with him, he couldn't pick HER out of a LINEUP
YEEEEAAAHHHHH BABY!!! 
I don't know about that. His wife has been getting pretty rough with the gals in the audience lately. I'd be afraid to approach him.
Diane
it's all good....when I'm finished with him, he couldn't pick HER out of a LINEUP
ROFLMBO!
you all have me laughing so hard that my daughter thinks I'm crazy!! Can I borrow a lifeguard, too?!?!
Would think it would depend on whether you bring any beverages to the party. We're probably getting low again. Time to fire up the grill again also. Lifeguards aren't mine but surely Priscilla would let you borrow one.
She seems to be fairly generous with them.
I hate to say anything but has anyone seen the cabana boy lately? 
Diane
I saw the cabana boy and Kayday at the far end of the pool. They were saying something about...licking BC?????
I saw the cabana boy and Kayday at the far end of the pool. They were saying something about...licking BC?????
KayDay, KayDay, KayDay, whatever am I to do with you? I think I hear the timer on your oven. Your cake is done. Go check on it. 
Diane
Is there enough room for me too? I'll bring some banana daquiris and a couple of cute firemen from my station- they are all CPR trained!! I think they'd make great life guards!! Anything else we need- stuff for the grill maybe? Maybe kayday will fing one of my guys to her liking and leave that poor cabana boy alone for awhile- he needs a break!!
Dibs on the 3rd lifeguard from the right (front row)! Wowee kazow! I meanhelp! Please help!
Welcome to our cesspool party Cheryl! Jump right inand bring those firemen. I think there's a few fires that need to be put out. I can still see smoke coming from the far end of the pool.
I don't know of any other community that would be able to move past being called a cesspool of evil, and turn it into something positive. It just goes to show how great CC is. We take the bad and laugh and move on... supporting each other in the process! You guys are great. Whatever negativity SC thought they could accomplish has turned into something that has bonded us together even tighter.
I am going to blow up my float now.... grab a margarita and lounge in the cesspool.
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