For women who have adult sons this is a look back at your life.
For women who have son's 3-13 this is your life now.
For women who have son's 1-3 this is a warning.
For women who don't have a son this is birth control.
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
Hi New! You have described my life with two grown sons and 3 grandsons! Thanks for the laugh!
thanks for the laugh. I have two teenage boys and both would try the brake fluid and clorox. So i better hide this thread.
And i thought i was going to bust a gut over #7, seems my youngest had an issue with the toilet the first time i ever left the two home together. Oh my what a mess i came home to.
My DH and I got a big laugh out of this. Then I turned to him and said "Don't even think about it!"
I can't show this to my husband, he WOULD try the bleach and brake fluid and since he's a mechanic he probably has all the ingredients on hand. This is the man who lit matches on his mother's basement floor because they made cool designs if all laid out.
The sad part is we have two boys who take after him. 
Believe me girls are just as bad or at least mine are
uh oh REACE...
My dh wanted to try the brake fluid and clorox. I just told him not in the house please or in the barn. Out in the open where we can see that you didn't pass out....lol.
hmnmmm......
and just how much smoke will it make????
me thinks me has to find out!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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re: hairspray (and bugspray too!) -- makes a great "bomb" when thrown in trash barrel used to burn the paper garbage --- almost took a window out once!)
Use a well ventilated area Doug!!
I think we should change it from 80% of men will try it to at least 95% I think 80 is giving them to much credit
Oh dear--What about Dale? He is bound to do it too!!! 
Doug -post your results and you and Dale can see who created the most smoke
Omg! this is so true ... thanks for posting it!!!
... if you cann't walk on the water with added jello then you for sure can if you throw a row of the plastic sunbbeds in the pool and you weight less than 35 kilos.
( tried and tested this weekend by my 8y old)
OMG i have a 3yo son.. I am laughing so hard he keeps saying mommy why are u laughing
OMG I HAVE TWINS!!!!!!!!
actually I have 4 boys...5 counting my husband..and he DOES COUNT!
so sorry NEW...if I did NOT laugh! 
I do have one amendment for this though...regarding the legos.....certain laptop keyboard keys...the letter N for example...do not ever pass....we're still debating whether to take him get him xrayed and put him on Sesame Street as the letter of the day!
OMG Twinsy you crack me up! The letter of the day.... lol lol lol
i have 3 boys.........13, 15, & 44
that was absolutely hilarious
i almost bust a gut!!! but can't show my " oldest boy"
DH would definitely go and to the clorox thingy.........
maybe a surprise when he "matures"
geeee........i' guess he'll never find out
THANK YOU! This post has made my day
My twin sons will be 4 in December!
OMG....This is too funny. Scary, but funny. I agree also, my daughter can drown out the TV in the livingroom while she's in her bedroom.
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