As the mother of a 6 y/o son I can attest to the fact that #'s 3, 7, 12, and 18 are all true (I have a pretty good kid!)
However, might I also add that if you allow your son to use one of your dowel rods (yes, the ones that Wilton's makes!) as a "Harry Potter" wand...it WILL go thru your sheet rock and leave holes in your walls...and this little face will tell you, "But Mommy, it was just like MAGIC!"
I'm a little behind - I just found this thread! I saw this list many years ago, before I had my boys - it was funnier then, now it's just SCARY! 
This is my life in the "testosterone zone". 3 boys, plus my DH, (NO CLOROX IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! 
) My oldest son, age 10, likes to create "firestarters" - for camping. (Yeah, right.)
Growing up in a house full of girls, I never knew life could be so...interesting? 
If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll end up in the looney bin!
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