If I could, I would whomp in the head the person who first designed the baby rump cake. They give me the cannibal heebees. After having wiped many a baby rump, if I were a cannibal, that is the LAST thing I?d eat. But since the internet abounds with these cakes, I knew it was just a matter of time before I was asked to make one. To other cakers who feel like me, I hope this cake gives you the courage to make the rump if so called upon.