Today's letter from Helen:
Hello dear,
You should first contact the bank in London as they should be on a better position to advise you on what to do.
Just feel free to contact them today as I have already told them about you.
In fact let me compose a letter for you send to the bank.Please copy this letter below and send to the bank today.
"Sir,
I am the foreign partner of Miss Helen Kalushi whose late father deposited the sum of US$5,300,000.00 in your bank before his death.She has asked me to assist her thereby transfer the money into my account as she wants to join me so as to continue with her education here in my country.I hope that my request will be granted"
Below are the e-mail addresses of the bank.
My reply:
AI would be surprised if she gets back to you after you told her about your FBI "dad".
AOooh what's your blog called, I'd like to read the rest of them lol
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Oooh what's your blog called, I'd like to read the rest of them lol
Here's the scammers page. I haven't gotten any good cake scams recently, I think they have me on a do-not-bother list. http://www.acaketorememberva.blogspot.com/p/fun-with-email-scammers.html
I just finished reading your blog post while my 7 year old grand daughter was playing nearby. She asked why I was laughing so loudly and there was no way I could explain to her what I found so funny. She must just think me nuts. Love your sarcasm and humor. I used to love hearing my mother responding to unwanted solicitations on the telephone….(the precursor to these scams). She could stretch out the conversation with such ridiculous comments that the caller usually gave up and we convulsed in laughter. I usually just hung up with a "I'm not interested, thank you" as I didn't have her skill. I miss that and you have brought back delightful memories.
Jan
AJan if you found that funny, you need to check her blog out it is HILARIOUS!!!
OMG costumeczar....reading your blog crying! HYSTERICAL! 
Cakealicious, I have visited her blog many times and I agree. It is both informative and hilarious. She has the same talent, (among many!) that my mother had as far as playing someone. I have enjoyed this particular association with our dear Helen, from whom I've also received many pleas for love…. 
Jan
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Cakealicious, I have visited her blog many times and I agree. It is both informative and hilarious. She has the same talent, (among many!) that my mother had as far as playing someone. I have enjoyed this particular association with our dear Helen, from whom I've also received many pleas for love…. :?
Jan
She's two-timing me? I feel so betrayed!
AI almost can't believe it but they wrote back. I love the message subject, they're obviously getting irritated. It's time for mom to get involved and let them know what they're missing.
Subject: PLEASE COPY THIS LETTER BELOW AND SEND TO THE BANK ONLY AND LEAVE THE REST FOR ME AND THE BANK.
I am the foreign partner of Miss Helen Kalushi whose late father deposited the sum of US$5,300,000.00 in your bank before his death.She has asked me to assist her thereby transfer the money into my account as she wants to join me so as to continue with her education here in my country.I hope that my request will be granted"
Hello, Helen,
This is Jurgen's mother. I found out that you have been writing to my son when I did my weekly check of his email account. Your $5.3 million dollars is no temptation to me, i have plenty of money from the oil wells, and when Jurgen tells you that he lives in my basement he's referring to the apartment on the lower level of the mansion. He tends to exaggerate when he says i drive him places, the chauffeur does that. He's a bit angry that i made him get a job before letting him have the entire trust fund worth $423 million, but that money was set aside for him and he needs to learn the value of a day's work before he gets it. He's obviously trying to get around that by getting the money from you, and I just won't allow that.
I would like you to stop writing to him immediately. Even though he is 42 years old he is still my baby, and i won't have any foreign hussy trying to get her claws into him! So back off, and the next time I find that you wrote to him I will have you on an episode of catfish faster than you can say "scammer."
If you have any questions feel free to write to me at the internet crime center http://www.ic3.gov/
I so enjoy costumeczar's wit and revenge on those scammers. Did you ever deal with the Viagra selling, male genetalia ( sorry mispelled... but you know the anatomy part I am talking about) elongation.?
I am so tempted to tell them that while I have been accused of having ba**s--- I am female so it's not going to make a difference.. Oh and those Russian girls looking for a good man as well. Maybe I'll set up a fake account and answer back. You have inspired me. Not to mention I appreciate a good laugh when reading on CC.
Thanks Costumeczar and all the other CC's who write about handling these weird annoying events. Laughter is indeed the best medecine.
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