Bride scheduled for a tasting and design consult today at 3pm.
Doesn't show. At 3:30 I leave. That's enough time to wait.
Later she calls to tell me I wasn't here. I informed her that indeed I WAS here, and waited until 3:30 and she was a 1/2 hour later so I left. I am pissed and taking no prisoners.
She wants another appointment. I say no tasting, the cakes were baked specially for you today and you missed your appointment. She says she doesn't want a tasting, just a wedding cake in six weeks and can't she please order?
So, I'm seeing her next week, if she shows up.
But that's just backstory. Here's the BEST.
"I was late because I didn't realize how close you are to my house." 
Oh my gosh...shaking my head here AND muttering...seriously, some people just....wow...they still just amaze me! LOL!
You should have asked her:
Is it close enough to throw cake at????? 
Some people,... I just don't get it!!!!
Oh my... 
Well I guess we don't have to ask you how your day went!
And just MAYBE you'll be late to the reception with her wedding cake "because you didn't realize how close the reception hall was to your shop"!! Grrrrr... I'm glad you stood your ground about no more tastings. It's good to hear these customers are everywhere and not just knocking on MY door!
You do realize this now qualifies her for the extra PITA charge for her cake... 
lol mommicakes - very funny. I have been tempted to throw cake a few times! You have to laugh or else you'd cry!
"I was late because I didn't realize how close you are to my house."
I'v had and heard some lame excuses,but that takes the cake.........lol Some people.
...."I was late because I didn't realize how close you are to my house."
..... and she might breed one day
I just fell of my chair laughing
I guess that goes back to the old saying.....just because you CAN reproduce, doesn't mean you SHOULD!
..... and she might breed one day
..........sigh............bet she already has, and more than once...............
gawd, these morons will be in charge of everything when I'm really old..............what to do, what to do............................
Rae
Wow!!! Just wow!!!
And I thought my appointment was bad Sunday afternoon...meeting at a coffee shop at 1pm...I'm sitting in the parking lot at a couple minutes until 1:00 when my phone rings. They want to know where to meet me.
Um...well I gave her the exact address of the shop the week before, and we agreed on 1pm. Evidently they lost the address and decided it was "1pm give or take 30 minutes" because I had time to run to walmart, come back, buy hot chocolate, and text people on my phone until 1:30pm!
Oh well, it was a repeat customer and she paid the deposit so...I guess its okay. I was just not feeling well that day, fighting a mild virus and not in the mood for crap! How can you just casually call someone at your appointment time and go, "Now where am I supposed to go, again?" (with kids screaming in the background and its very obvious you haven't even left the house....)
Hehehe. I read the story to DH and he made me repeat the excuse line 3 times before he said: And that makes sense how?? lol
I had to read it a few times too!
If she was closer than expected, wouldn't she have arrived early??? 
..... and she might breed one day ..........sigh............bet she already has, and more than once...............gawd, these morons will be in charge of everything when I'm really old..............what to do, what to do............................
Rae
I drink. That way I will die before they take over!!!
I'd LOVE to give her a sign!!!!
Hehehe. I read the story to DH and he made me repeat the excuse line 3 times before he said: And that makes sense how?? lol
I'm right there with him...haha
I love it! I am so glad that I am not the only one who has to deal with idiots. Thank you so much for sharing that with us. 
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