A friend of mine sent me this email today and thought it was hilarious. Mostly because I could see it happening to me one of these days. I just wanted to share it with you all.
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, you are the woman of my dreams. I love you.
Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
I can relate to the 20-year gal.
True story......
Daughter is spending the night at her big sister's house. Hubby and I have the night to ourselves. He builds a fire and settles in the family room. I slip upstairs and take a long shower.
I come downstairs, stand in front of him, drop my towel and his wife of 20 years is standing there in all of her glory.
He says ......
"MOVE!!! I can't see the fire!"
I've been married for almost 12 years and that leather mask would freak the heck out of my DH. He'd probably think someone broke into the house.
Debi, I know how you feel. I offered DH a night of wild passion and all the kids were out of the house. He said "I'm hungry, can't we eat dinner first, where's dinner---did you even cook dinner yet?"
UGGGG! MEN!
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