Ok, these are just HILARIOUS!

But famousamous and imagine76, you two had me falling out of my chair laughing!

DH wanted to know what was up, but I couldn't tell him, incase I want to use any of these on him!

i love the jumping out screaming thing! if i could squeeze my big frosing lovin' hind quarters under the bed you bet i would! my hubby's pretty creative, i'd hate/ love to try some of these out on him. i saw on a home video show where a lady put a rubber band around the spray nozzle of the kitchen sink so i sprayed her hubby in the gut when he turned on the sink. i'd love to do that but we have the wrong kind of nozzle.

Ha Ha, imagine76! I do that to my boyfriend and our daughter all the time! I do have to admit that they have gotten me a couple of times too.

oh, here's another thing. totally unintentional but still funny. my husband never has his phone charged so i make him take mine when i send him to the store. so i had him go to wal-mart for some things (mostly to get him and the kids out while i finished up a cake) and i called him twice for various things i had forgotten on the list. the second time he didn't even say hello, just "i really hate your phone". then i remembered my ring tone is very loud and plays "girls just wanna have fun"!!! i did it again yesterday when he was at loes! he was talking football with the checker when the phone rang!

imagine76--ROTFLMAO!! That is great!!!

My DH has his phone set to play the muppets MA NA MA NA when I call and the Munster theme song when my parents call. He thought it was funny until we were at my parents house and I snuck into the kitchen to use their phone and call him. My mom let him have it!

I once substituted alka seltzer powder in for my dad's powdered coffee creamer! his coffee mug foamed all over the place, dad loved it.

During the summer at the cottage the boyfriend asked for a drink (We were both outside and I was the one who had to go and get it inside) As I am at the fridge looking in, I shout "what do you want?"
"Surprise me!" is the answer I receive. A surprise he shall get!
I look in the fridge, next to the juices, pops and water is a nice large jar of pickles!
I had lemonaid in the fridge so I knew he wouldn't think it was odd. I chose a coloured cup for my concoction and served him a nice cold glass!
I couldn't contain myself so I had to turn my back as he went for a nice big gulp since we were hot from the heat. All I heard was him spitting it out and cursing!

He did ask for a surprise!!!!


Also - When I used to work at McDonalds many years ago, a co-worker had asked for a drink. I got it for them, I also added in a special item as well. Vinegar! However to make it very distreet and potent, I would open the straw place on end in the packet itself then slowly lower it into the cup and put the other end into the lid. That way when you take a sip it's directly from the packet of vinegar. Trust me that stuff burns going down! After my trick got around, I let my guard down one time when I was really thirsty and took a big gulp!

At one of our Halloween parties a couple of years back we had a caramel apple eating contest except one of the apples was actually a carameled onion. All the husbands were participating and poor Joey got the onion, one bite and his face contorted with a really sour look, he looked up and down the competition and they were all just rippin' away at the apples, so he just shrugged his shoulders and started eating. That's where we stopped the contest to reveal what we had done. The winner wasn't the fastest eater but the one who got the onion! (the prize was movie tickets and a gift certificate to a restaurant, it had to be a big treat after that trick!)

Yall have me laughing my butt off over here lol. I found this thread thru another one lol... and I'm so glad I did!

One thing I can think of was when I was pregnant with my daughter (who is now my husband and best friend took me fishing on a saturday close to my due date. I get attacked by like a million biting flies lol. So I take off running to the car, don't ever ever ever EVER run when you're THAT pregnant lmao. I went into labor and didn't real know it... sat in labor for 3 days. Called my doctor on monday and she said I needed to get over to the hospital (asked my sister first and she directed me to the ER and my doctor.....) ASAP! So I called my husband and told him I was in labor and he needed to come home immediately. He gets home, grabs my bag, helps me to the car, the hospital was only 3 minutes from my parents home which is why I was there, and he tells me as he's passing the hospital he needs to go have his stitches taken out before 4:30. I just looked at him like he was nuts! I thought he was joking and was turning around to enter from the right side of the road... nope he went to his dentists office went inside and proceeded to have his stitches removed. (Had gotten a tooth pulled the previous week.) So I'm thinking ok he's called them or at least told them when he walked in his wife was in labor outside in the parking lot... nope he takes 45 minutes in there waiting. When he finally comes out I just looked at him with this "you're dead" look and he jumped in and raced out of the parking lot with flashers on and horn a blowin. I just looked at him and said it's too late she's coming now! (she wasn't really lol but he deserved it) He pulled over, threw the car in park, popped the trunk grabbed the blankets, opened the back door, opened my door, layed the seat back (without warning) drapped the blankets around the doors so no one could see and hiked up my dress and looked... lmfao gotta love the EX Firefighter who thinks he can do it all! lmao. Needless to say a cop pulls up while he's under my dress and just taps him on the shoulder. He forgot the other side of the car had windows you could still see in lmfao so now we've got a cop sitting there laughing his ass off at him telling him the whole story why I "tricked" him like that and the cop tells me I shouldn't be laughing so much if I'm in active labor... well just as he said that I get shooting pains like I hadn't ever felt before... it was TIME! lmao He gave us an escort to the ER and I was rushed upstairs and didn't deliver until the next morning but man was I a great sport! Only drugs I had during it all were for the contractions lol no birthing drugs or anything and boy did he feel it lmfao. I think giving birth is the best time of my life because I got to stand up for myself and tell my mother off and she blamed it on the labor pains and birthing pains lmfao much needed!

He hasn't put his needs before ours since! Sometimes I argue with him about that - not doing it when he should - but he always wins lol.

If I could fit into small places boy I'd love the whole scaring the crap outta him YOU FIT IN THE DRYER!?!?!?! WTF ARE YOU THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN!? Sorry lol...

Another thing I did was when we were wrestling around and playing around in bed one night a few weeks ago :O not that! kind of playing lol.... we were just tickling and smacking and stuff and I scratched his back all to hell lmao he was bleeding so bad I felt so bad!!!! Well the next day at work, he's a carpenter, he sweats alot at work and the entire day he spent wincing and wiping his back off and then everyone saw it! lol it looked like he had been in a fight with a tiger or something lol. Everyone laughed at him for days!!!

I just remembered another one. One time when my husband was being a real "butthead" I found a mooning picture oneline. I printed, cut it out, and then sent him to the liquer store to buy some vodka. He was carded of course. I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face. LOL

Ya I guess thet wuld be an important step.