Dh Yelled At Me (Ranting, Kinda Long)
Decorating By frostingfairy Updated 6 Sep 2007 , 4:19pm by Karate
BTW, my ex husband also inspected the dishes after I washed them, told me once that I was breast-feeding wrong and generally tried to control every aspect of our lives. That's why he's my EX husband
hahaha! My ex kept trying to tell me how to put my contacts in! He never wore contacts in his life!!!!!
Bet frostingfairy's ex never breast fed in his life, either.
Diane
I was backing out of the driveway onr afternoon, we had just had an argument. I accidentally barely hit his truck. It was really an accident. He came runnign out of the front door screaming at me about hitting his truck on purpose. I told him I didn't. he was on the porch & still yelling at me about it. SO... I pulled forward abpout 2-3 feet, put it in reverse & stomped on the gas. Yes, I put a huge dent in the side of his truck. Got out & told him the next time I tell him it's an accident he might want to believe me. Since he accused me of doing it on purpose, I wanted to make sure he was right.
You are my freaking HERO. Holy crap. Genius!
I just read it to my dh (dick head, at the moment!)... laughing and said it was awesome. He looked horrified at me, and said "that's more psychotic and retarded.."
Men. Pfft.
.... He looked horrified at me, and said "that's more psychotic and retarded.." Men. Pfft.
You look at him with that crazy wild-eyed look on your face and say, "Yeah .... it is. And don't you forget it!" Laugh hysterically..... then say "By the way, Have you seen my car keys ....sweetie!?"
I'm not sure what this says about me, but this has been my favorite thread in a long time. I have a great hubby that I don't get mad at very often and he is a firm beleiver in equality in marriage. (wow) However, I was married to the polar opposite of him for 12 long years. Oh my gosh was he an a----le!!!!! I killed him every way imaginable in my dreams. Oh yes, those were sweet dreams. He's such an igmo that he had the guts to get in my face and say, "you can't hurt me". Guess what..... I grabbed the box of foil and sliced his arm to pieces! Nope, I'm still not sorry and yes, he did need stitches although he didn't get them. And when he told me to get up and make him some tea after my having worked all day while he was out with his friends, your dang right that man got it dead center in the back of his head with his own steel toed boot.
Just so you know, I haven't acted like that since the divorce. He deserved it, I promise. Can you say red neck? He is one.
Disclaimer: don't try any of these stunts at home or at all! There are laws against this type of stuff.
Hahahaha! Great thread. Once after a drunken night out with the boys my Husband woke to find he only had one eyebrow. Bwwaaa hahahaha!
Thank you Sally Hanson.
Hahahaha! Great thread. Once after a drunken night out with the boys my Husband woke to find he only had one eyebrow. Bwwaaa hahahaha!
Thank you Sally Hanson.
Too funny, my kind of gal! 
I read the last few replies to my husband. We both agree it would be far more delicious for you to take one of those facial hair removal strips, put it on his eyebrow, and make HIM pull it off himself the next morning. Also, that the 1 eyebrow is far more evil and sadistic than removing both
But we're sick like that. 
OMG !! LADIES YOU ALL ROCK !! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK !
I read the last few replies to my husband. We both agree it would be far more delicious for you to take one of those facial hair removal strips, put it on his eyebrow, and make HIM pull it off himself the next morning. Also, that the 1 eyebrow is far more evil and sadistic than removing both
But we're sick like that.
Hahaha! A wax strip!
I like to get revenge in secret.To this day Hubbys not quite sure what happened to his eyebrow. He thinks I may have done something...but the skin was so smooth and hairless he cant for the life of him figure out how I could possibly get such a close shave. He knows I didnt use wax of any kind cause that would have woken him up. I dont think it would have, as drunk as he was. lol Im not a complete monster, I offered to draw him a new brow in eyeliner! hahaha!
Thankfully eyebrows grow back pretty fast, I couldnt look at him without laughing for awhile.
no your house wont appraise for less but they take pictures of every room. I found this out when we refinanced they gave us a copy of the comparison and our old appraisal and there were the pictures from 10 years before..... not sure who else sees the pictures but they are part of the record.
Well my DBF and I moved in together 2 years ago. Now keep in mind he lived at home untill moving in with me, however his mother didn't do his laundry, make is dinner or anything, he did all of his own stuff himself. Anyway our biggest struggle is his dirty laundry. (seems something common here) He goes into the bedroom removes his work clothes at the end of the bed on his side, drops them on the floor. Now if he took one step to his right he could put them in the hamper, but that is too much work. It is so much easier to drop them on the floor then at the end of the week pick them up and then put them in the hamper. So the first few weeks that we lived together I would tell him I am doing the laundry in the morning please put your clothes in the hamper, of course he didn't so I would do it so I could get it done. Well after 2 or 3 weeks of this I finally told myself, I said "self, DO NOT START THIS nip this now." so the next week I told him on Friday night I am doing laundry in the morning please put your laundry in the hamper (generally I get up 2 hours before him so have most of the laundry done before he gets up). Of course he didn't do it, so I did my laundry, washed, dried, folded and put away before he got up. Well on Monday morning he had no clean clothes and wanted to know why I didn't do laundry. I laughed and said I did what was in the hamper, I guess you will do your own this week. He always puts his laundry in the hamper now when I tell him too.
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