Just Received This E-Mail That I Had To Share........
Lounge By Sugar_Plum_Fairy Updated 2 Sep 2007 , 12:35am by KimAZ
I'm sorry if this had been posted before, but I wanted to share the laughs with my CC family. (and this did make me laugh 
)
Too funny
------Don't think of it as getting hot Flashes. Think of it as your inner
child playing with matches.
-----Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the
very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she
replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker
commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?
--- Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you
think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She
simply replied, "No peer pressure."
--- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter
eggs
--- I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip
replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half
blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different
medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have
bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and
feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
--- I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my
doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I
decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted,
gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the
time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
--- My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not
as sharp as it used to be.
--- I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
--- I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my
body are just prone to swinging.
--- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee
maker.
--- These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For
fast relief."
--- I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but
they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
--- Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!
--- Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow
old because you stop laughing.
--- THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I
never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the
eyesight to tell the difference.
Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10. Oh
hell, send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they
are............
OMG - I almost fell out of my chair reading the one about the aerobics!
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