LOVE IT! GREAT SIGN!!!
here's a couple of others I've seen that I found amusing:
"The Barber Shop I take my son to has a sign that says "Unattended children will be sold as slaves!"
My MIL also has a good one at her house: "If we see you smoking, will will have to assume you are on fire and put you out!"
These are great, but one of my all time favorites was at a little botique:
"any unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy!"
lol too funny...
this is sort of off topic but when I first moved to NH my Hubby (who was my BF at the time) took me for a drive on our 2nd date. We found our selves in Weare NH (pronounced "where"). Well as we drove on we came across a road sign that was telling us we were now in North Weare but it said "No.Weare"
We still to this day joke about how my hubby took me no where on our 2nd date ![]()
My dad has one in his shop that says "Today isn't your day and tomorrow's not looking so good, either." ![]()
LOL.....I love this!!! They had one similar in the waiting room of the repair shop I take my car to!
I love all of these!! Thank you for a good laugh today!
My mom has an old gas station sign from the 50's that says: "Stop here, eat, and get gas". She has it hanging in their kitchen.... ![]()
One of my all time favorites signs was one I found on the outside of a convience store that stated "Sorry, We're Open!"
Another one that kinda OT is a sign I saw at a friend's house that said "Welcome to our ool! Notice that there's no p in it, let's keep it that way!" ![]()
I think my favorite is "Customer Complaint Form: Please write your complaint, in detail, in the box below." The box is about 1/4" square.
I used to work in a grooming salon and when my boss got complaints she would just smile and say "I'll go get our complaint manager" then she'd come back with her doberman. I laughed every time. ![]()
Similar to the puppy sign... My local bakery/cake decorating supply shop has a sign in the front window. Please keep children with you or we will feed them frosting and give them a kitten.
I have a sign I found at a craft show hanging on my kitchen door that reads" I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" and another one that says"This is a self cleaning kitchen, Clean up after yourself"
I have a sign in my kitchen:
If you are what you eat I am fast easy and cheap!
I bought this sign for the secretary in my old workplace. It said "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
I love all these signs! It shows people still have a sense of humor.
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