Funny Sign

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aliciag Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 2:50pm
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I went to a store and there was a sign on the wall it said

"PRICES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITH CLIENT'S ATTITUDE"

I laughed so hard icon_lol.gif I would love to have the gut to hang this on my wall! lol

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gmcakes Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:44pm
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LOVE IT! GREAT SIGN!!!

here's a couple of others I've seen that I found amusing:

"The Barber Shop I take my son to has a sign that says "Unattended children will be sold as slaves!"

My MIL also has a good one at her house: "If we see you smoking, will will have to assume you are on fire and put you out!"

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lchristi27 Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:48pm
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These are great, but one of my all time favorites was at a little botique:

"any unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy!"

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spongemomsweatpants Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:49pm
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lol too funny...
this is sort of off topic but when I first moved to NH my Hubby (who was my BF at the time) took me for a drive on our 2nd date. We found our selves in Weare NH (pronounced "where"). Well as we drove on we came across a road sign that was telling us we were now in North Weare but it said "No.Weare"
We still to this day joke about how my hubby took me no where on our 2nd date icon_razz.gif

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MemphisMom9801 Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:50pm
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My dad has one in his shop that says "Today isn't your day and tomorrow's not looking so good, either." icon_razz.gif

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jenbakescakes Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:50pm
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LOL.....I love this!!! They had one similar in the waiting room of the repair shop I take my car to!

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southerncake Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:51pm
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I love all of these!! Thank you for a good laugh today!

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Elizabeth19 Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:53pm
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My mom has an old gas station sign from the 50's that says: "Stop here, eat, and get gas". She has it hanging in their kitchen.... icon_lol.gif

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fluttercakes Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:54pm
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One of my all time favorites signs was one I found on the outside of a convience store that stated "Sorry, We're Open!"

Another one that kinda OT is a sign I saw at a friend's house that said "Welcome to our ool! Notice that there's no p in it, let's keep it that way!" icon_razz.gif

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aliciag Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 3:57pm
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So if your kid comes back bouncing with a new puppy you always have the option to take him to the barber shop. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

A date to no where.... how romantic!!lol

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DoniB Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 4:02pm
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I think my favorite is "Customer Complaint Form: Please write your complaint, in detail, in the box below." The box is about 1/4" square. icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

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wolfley29 Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 4:22pm
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My dh swears he is going to make his own sign that says "It really must hurt to be THAT stupid!"

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aliciag Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 5:30pm
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I think my favorite is "Customer Complaint Form: Please write your complaint, in detail, in the box below." The box is about 1/4" square.




I used to work in a grooming salon and when my boss got complaints she would just smile and say "I'll go get our complaint manager" then she'd come back with her doberman. I laughed every time. icon_lol.gif

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MrsMissey Posted 6 Jul 2007 , 5:56pm
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Thread moved to "The Lounge"! icon_smile.gif

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AlamoSweets Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 3:23am
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Only in Texas!
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AlamoSweets Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 3:25am
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Check out the small sign on the right hand side. Okay, that's not a good combination!
LL

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BarbaraK Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 8:04am
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I made a sign for the Librarian at our school that read :

Everyone brings joy to this office,
Some when they arrive .....
Others when they leave!

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VACakelady Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 8:06am
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Similar to the puppy sign... My local bakery/cake decorating supply shop has a sign in the front window. Please keep children with you or we will feed them frosting and give them a kitten.

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LaSombra Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 10:36am
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here's one I took up the road one day...
LL

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patticake1951 Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 11:15am
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I have a sign I found at a craft show hanging on my kitchen door that reads" I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" and another one that says"This is a self cleaning kitchen, Clean up after yourself"

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lchristi27 Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 1:31pm
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These are great! icon_lol.gif

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AlamoSweets Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 1:45pm
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I have a sign in my kitchen:

If you are what you eat I am fast easy and cheap!

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gmcakes Posted 7 Jul 2007 , 6:41pm
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Originally Posted by AlamoSweets

I have a sign in my kitchen:

If you are what you eat I am fast easy and cheap!




This has got to be my absolute favorite...I love it!!!!

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LittleLinda Posted 9 Jul 2007 , 12:47am
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I bought this sign for the secretary in my old workplace. It said "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

I love all these signs! It shows people still have a sense of humor.

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miriel Posted 9 Jul 2007 , 12:57am
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This one I saw at the front desk at a hotel in Hawaii:

In case of emergency:
1. Stay calm.
2. Pay hotel bill.
3. Run like h*ll.

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