Omg Stinking Awful Mess - Quadruple Blech!!!!
Decorating By berryblondeboys Updated 1 Jun 2007 , 2:25pm by BarbaraK
My dad brought some old eggs into the house intending to use them for target practice. He didn't put them in the fridge because then someone might eat them and I don't know if he ever told my mother. He put them under his chair where he drops all kinds of stuff. It was one of those that rocks and several months later we were visiting and he rocked back and busted them open.
Ok, well he had that one coming to him!!! OMG... too bad anyone was there to witness/smell it! I hope he was the one made to clean it up! What a stupid thing to do! LOL
Melissa
OMG! I feel for all of you who have had to put up with smells that you will never, ever, as long as you live forget about.
A few years ago my BIL decided to help out his wife who was ill by going to buy the meat. He got home and put it all away .... or so he thought. Picture this .... two weeks later, after a bout of the worst spell of super hot weather, he opens the door of the car and just about gets knocked off his feet from the smell. He had not realised that a leg of pork had rolled behind a box in the boot. EEEEEWWWWWW!!!! He has such a weak stomach that he made his wife take out the rotten meat and then they had to get the carpet in the boot changed because the smell had permeated everything. 
Another one that is not so bad but still sends shivers down my spine. I was unaware that my then 6 yo DD had a whole family of potato people in her school bag for a couple of weeks. Apparently they had done a craft in school and made potato people after reading a book called 'The Potato People' by Pamela Allen. So, one day I stuck my hand in her bag to get something and I pick up this sad looking potato which was half liquified and full of mold and the whole thing goes 'phoof' in my face!! OMG, I scrubbed my face so many times, my skin was raw. I no longer stick my hand in their bags without looking first!!!
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