Sad News...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
That is too funny. Thanks for sharing and I totally thought it was serious post until I started reading. You got me!
Way to sad to comment on. He was one of my favorite stars.
The National Enquirer revealed that the California Raisins took off their gloves and put on oven mitts, because they served as pall bearers.
Theresa 
I read this years ago but completely forgot about it. How hysterical! Thanks so much for the laugh!
Ahhh, thanks for posting that! I needed a good laugh today!
this is great....I think I'll print it out and put it on my refrigerator.
Thanks so much for the laugh.
OMG....LMBO!! I cant wait for my husband to get home so I can share this with him & the kids. This is what weve nicknamed him many years ago! He hates it when we call him that...lol Every year for Christmas we try to find him a new Doughboy orniment...lol Its really cute!
Thanks for sharing!
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