A Joke For Y'all!!! I Made It Up Myself :)

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Lazy_Susan Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 2:19pm
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Ok here's the joke...

How do you know when you've eaten way to much RED Velvet cake???



When you go potty and get the shock of your life and run to the phone to call the Doc to schedule a colonoscopy!!! hahahahahahahaha
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pooker Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 2:23pm
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stephanie214 Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 2:27pm
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I'm cracking up...girl, you are a mess thumbs_up.gif

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jo_ann Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 2:27pm
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And here I was thinking of making 2 red velvet cakes today. Might change them to chocolate now. LOL

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Lazy_Susan Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 2:28pm
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LOL!! I'm actually laughing out loud!!!!

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stephanie214 Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 2:39pm
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Okay Little Susan,

You keep this up and we will have to change your name to red velvet icon_lol.gif

I can't stop laughing...keep'em coming icon_wink.gif

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Lazy_Susan Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 2:41pm
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Originally Posted by stephanie214

Okay Little Susan,

You keep this up and we will have to change your name to red velvet icon_lol.gif

I can't stop laughing...keep'em coming icon_wink.gif




Red Velvet is a cool name icon_smile.gif But after what I just went through in the you know where icon_confused.gificon_redface.gificon_eek.gif I think I will stay away from Red Velvet and keep Lazy_Susan LOL!!!!!

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stephanie214 Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 2:48pm
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icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif Can't blame you if it was that bad icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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BritBB Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 5:03pm
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LOL - you're bad, girl!

But you have just reminded me of something that happened to me a few weeks ago. I cooked beetroot for dinner. The next morning I was very upset and told my husband that I had to go to the doctor as I was passing blood! What a dummy! He reminded me what we'd had for dinner.

Duh!!!!

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stylishbite Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 5:22pm
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eeeeewww! Thanks for the "what not to do/eat" next week, as I'm having a routine colonoscopy March 8th. Don't think I won't tell the Doc this one icon_lol.gif

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vitade Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 6:57pm
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LOL!!

ps. look out for asparagus

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tripletmom Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 8:39pm
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I gave my girls Dora cookies that had lots of jet-black hair made of royal icing....Let's just say ya see some pretty interesting things as a mom who still changes diapers! icon_eek.gificon_confused.gificon_lol.gif

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Devonee Posted 1 Mar 2006 , 11:44pm
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LOL, my mom had friends who lived on a farm and supplied their own water. They lived by the rule "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down" She was cleaning her boys bathroom and called her husband all upset because one of the boys needed to go to the doctor but didn't know which one. He laughed and reminded her about the beets they had for dinner last night.

I'm glad I don't live by that rule!

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deijha Posted 2 Mar 2006 , 12:56am
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Oh My Gosh. . . That cracked me up. Actually all of the replies did LOL
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cat121481 Posted 2 Mar 2006 , 5:17am
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my son got into some dark blue icing I had made. Well, the next day he went to the bathroom. A few moments later I heard himyell "mom, I poop icing". He had eaten so much blue icing that it even turned the water in the toilet blue.

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Cake_Princess Posted 5 Mar 2006 , 12:20am
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Originally Posted by Lazy_Susan

Ok here's the joke...

How do you know when you've eaten way to much RED Velvet cake???



When you go potty and get the shock of your life and run to the phone to call the Doc to schedule a colonoscopy!!! hahahahahahahaha
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Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!

Just when I was about to go eat too... I think I will hold off for a while LOL

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