CubasCakes Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 3:50pm
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AComing home from the gym this morning I started thinking, wouldn't be great if our skin was like fondant? Wrinkles? Just rub some crisco on them & they're gone. Saggy skin? Smooth it out with your fingers. Ahhh wouldn't that be just great?

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Crazy-Gray Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 3:58pm
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A...We would be extinct in the UK pretty darn quick with all our fondant skin melting in the dankness...

...what if you fell asleep picking your nose - it would be permanently stuck there by morning...

...plus you'd need a skewer up your (ahem) to make you stand up straight!...

CubasCakes Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 4:08pm
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...We would be extinct in the UK pretty darn quick with all our fondant skin melting in the dankness...

...what if you fell asleep picking your nose - it would be permanently stuck there by morning...

...plus you'd need a skewer up your (ahem) to make you stand up straight!...

Hahahaha I didn't think about the skewer or us melting. Darn I guess I'll stick with the gym.

Crazy-Gray Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 4:17pm
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AAlthough the ability to just stick on an extra arm would be so useful... and how much fun would Halloween be- instead of dressing up you buy a silicone kit a re-mold yourself!

...I am going to have very strange dreams tonight!

JWinslow Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 4:26pm
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LOL - You are too funny!  Both of you!

CubasCakes Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 4:41pm
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ASee there is definite pros & cons! Hahaha

enga Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 5:05pm
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LOL, thanks for the laugh you guys made my day!

MBalaska Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 11:06pm
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made of fondant....hmmmmm.....means you could pop a BubbleButt and flatten it out......no way how would my old lady elastic waist pants stay up.

JennaGee Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 11:28pm
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best thread ever

Annabakescakes Posted 12 Feb 2014 , 11:58pm

AHahaha! Too funny, @Crazy-Gray remolding would be the first thing I did. Definitely roll my thighs to make them smaller and my legs longer :-)

SweetShop5 Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 1:53am

LOL great laugh!

cazza1 Posted 13 Feb 2014 , 2:09am

Oh dear,  I think I've CRACKED.

 

Oh dear, I've developed elephant hide wrinkles in the last couple of hours whilst I've been sitting here.

 

Oh dear,  I've got a bulge around the middle.  Should I poke a pin in, or should I have sat in the fridge overnight with a brick on my head.  SEE.  CRACKED!

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