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I wish I was made of fondant :)

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Coming home from the gym this morning I started thinking, wouldn't be great if our skin was like fondant? Wrinkles? Just rub some crisco on them & they're gone. Saggy skin? Smooth it out with your fingers. Ahhh wouldn't that be just great?
post #2 of 12
...We would be extinct in the UK pretty darn quick with all our fondant skin melting in the dankness...

...what if you fell asleep picking your nose - it would be permanently stuck there by morning...

...plus you'd need a skewer up your (ahem) to make you stand up straight!...
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...We would be extinct in the UK pretty darn quick with all our fondant skin melting in the dankness...

...what if you fell asleep picking your nose - it would be permanently stuck there by morning...

...plus you'd need a skewer up your (ahem) to make you stand up straight!...


Hahahaha I didn't think about the skewer or us melting. Darn I guess I'll stick with the gym.
post #4 of 12
Although the ability to just stick on an extra arm would be so useful... and how much fun would Halloween be- instead of dressing up you buy a silicone kit a re-mold yourself!

...I am going to have very strange dreams tonight!
post #5 of 12

LOL - You are too funny!  Both of you!

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See there is definite pros & cons! Hahaha
post #7 of 12

LOL, thanks for the laugh you guys made my day!

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post #8 of 12

made of fondant....hmmmmm.....means you could pop a BubbleButt and flatten it out......no way how would my old lady elastic waist pants stay up.

post #9 of 12

best thread ever

post #10 of 12
Hahaha! Too funny, @Crazy-Gray remolding would be the first thing I did. Definitely roll my thighs to make them smaller and my legs longer icon_smile.gif
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post #11 of 12

LOL great laugh!

post #12 of 12

Oh dear,  I think I've CRACKED.

 

Oh dear, I've developed elephant hide wrinkles in the last couple of hours whilst I've been sitting here.

 

Oh dear,  I've got a bulge around the middle.  Should I poke a pin in, or should I have sat in the fridge overnight with a brick on my head.  SEE.  CRACKED!

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