Thank you so much, i'm oing to go play for awhile....
Hopefully these threads don't grow to 100's of pages in a matter of minutes this time, I can't keep up!
Morning ladies! DH is off to work, DS is off to school, DD's are brushed, washed, dressed and fed, some of that regular boring laundry is being washed, emails have been caught up with, and now I've got this thread to catch up on! 
See you in a few pages!
Ok all, I'm off to bed
Got to get up early and go have back surgery. Behave while I'm gone!
Oh, by the way here's another link for some great emoticons:
http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1240_sleeping.gif
See you tomorrow!
Good luck and happy thoughts your way this morning! 
A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
Ok...I know he is fully clothed but that "come hither" look is all I need ladies! This is Tom Welling from Smallville, in case there are actually some of you out there that do not know Superman!! 
I can never tell if I am simplifying enough, as I tend to be too thorough. As a high school assignment on "thoroughness", I once wrote a three page paper instructing people how to make a peanut butter an jelly sandwich. Instead of "open jar" I wrote "With your left hand holding the jar tightly, place your right hand on top of the lid with fingers grasping the sides of the lid. Gripping tightly, twist the lid to the left until the lid is loose enough to lift off the jar. Place lid on table and use right hand to pick up spoon." etc. I was the only one who got an A.
Usually it comes from having kids (especially BOYS!). As Bill Cosby pointed out you have to detail EVERYTHING you want them to do. Can't just be "Go take a shower". It has to be go into the bathroom and turn on the hot AND cold water, then take off your clothes and get in the shower, turn the handle on the bathtub to make it go through the shower...well you get the idea! Can you tell I had 3 boys? They are now 29, 28 and 27.
Not to pick on the men but I thought it was just my boys like that. Ha! It's all males.
Should've known better. My oldest DD loves it when I say that men are just boys in bigger bodies. It cracks her up.
And do you find that your uterus is just a homing device??? "Where are my... Where is... What did you do with???" And it's also an instruction manual for everything!!! "How do you do... How do you make... What do you do with???" UGH!!!! And my DH is 36, and it's only getting worse!!!! I finally had to tell him to get his mother out of his body, because this learned helplessness was going to end up with him sleeping on the side of the road in his car!!!!!
I can never tell if I am simplifying enough, as I tend to be too thorough. As a high school assignment on "thoroughness", I once wrote a three page paper instructing people how to make a peanut butter an jelly sandwich. Instead of "open jar" I wrote "With your left hand holding the jar tightly, place your right hand on top of the lid with fingers grasping the sides of the lid. Gripping tightly, twist the lid to the left until the lid is loose enough to lift off the jar. Place lid on table and use right hand to pick up spoon." etc. I was the only one who got an A.
Usually it comes from having kids (especially BOYS!). As Bill Cosby pointed out you have to detail EVERYTHING you want them to do. Can't just be "Go take a shower". It has to be go into the bathroom and turn on the hot AND cold water, then take off your clothes and get in the shower, turn the handle on the bathtub to make it go through the shower...well you get the idea! Can you tell I had 3 boys? They are now 29, 28 and 27.
Not to pick on the men but I thought it was just my boys like that. Ha! It's all males.
Should've known better. My oldest DD loves it when I say that men are just boys in bigger bodies. It cracks her up.And do you find that your uterus is just a homing device??? "Where are my... Where is... What did you do with???" And it's also an instruction manual for everything!!! "How do you do... How do you make... What do you do with???" UGH!!!! And my DH is 36, and it's only getting worse!!!! I finally had to tell him to get his mother out of his body, because this learned helplessness was going to end up with him sleeping on the side of the road in his car!!!!!
That is hiliarioussssss! I'm laughing so hard!
Ok...I know he is fully clothed but that "come hither" look is all I need ladies! This is Tom Welling from Smallville, in case there are actually some of you out there that do not know Superman!!
Ok...do not touch this one...this is mine all mine...non sharable!!!!! 
Edna 
Ok...I know he is fully clothed but that "come hither" look is all I need ladies! This is Tom Welling from Smallville, in case there are actually some of you out there that do not know Superman!!
Ok...do not touch this one...this is mine all mine...non sharable!!!!!
Edna
I don't know about that Edna! I think we might have a cat fight on our hands! 
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Edna!! I see that you are lurking! Speak to me please!!
The computer was on but I was not here
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Well, well, well!! So what were you doing Edna??? Busy with all of your um.. playmates???
MOMMYLYLE thats a good one!
Ednaaaa......Oh my goodnesssssssss!
are frozen on that pic! Whewwww the snow is melting here now! Stay away from my man!
Edna
Who Himmmmm? lol
Love it! I think we should keep the Tom Welling pictures coming...He is the hottest of all those posted in my opinion! 
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