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I've been laughing out loud at this thread, especially the lady in the chemist queue! I have to ask though, what are wiener pills? I've tried to work it out but I can't.
Pills to help your willie work :-)
AMy goodness, they're on the radio every other minute here in Oz at the moment...esp on the trips too and from school. I keep waiting for one of my girls to ask why we want men to be going all night,,,,instead of just 7 minutes! And why do we need women with Latin accents to advertise these drugs???
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I've always thought that if they could give men a pill that will make them go forever, it needs to have a side effect of making them look like Brad Pitt or something. Give a little something for the ladies along with that 'up all night" effect.
You've reminded me of a joke I heard many many years ago.....
3 young boys were playing in the park, when one of them finds a $5 note on the ground.
'Wow' all the boys exclaim. 'What shall we spend it on?'
The first boy suggests, 'We could go to the movies". The others reply "Nah, there's not enough money for all 3 of us".
The second boy suggests, "We could buy a pizza". The others reply again, "Not enough money for pizza either".
The third boy lights up..."We could buy a box of tampons!!!"
The first two boys are bewildered.."What are tampons?"
"I don't know, but the ads on tv say you can go surfing with them, and horse riding, and skydiving!"
Boom Boom
That joke isn't too far from the truth! My daughter has a friend with an 8-yr-old brother. The brother asked the friend if he could get some tampons. Sofia asked him why he wanted tampons (while she was trying not to die laughing) and he said that he didn't know what they were, but that it looked like they would make him be better at sports because all the people in the commercials were really good at doing sports.
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Ha ha, me neither. Well we do have one but it's for Netflix and video games, no cable or satellite. I don't miss a thing! Those sales people can take a hike already, we don't want their danged, over priced, fiber optics.... I'm happy with my internet gaming <3. Besides, who knows what the little one would grow up to think having to watch all those adult commercials anyways? Yeesh.
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