stillpretty30
Posted 1 Apr 2013 , 7:11pm
post #1 of 12
Does anyone have any pictures of cool sail cake toppers?
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stillpretty30
Posted 22 Apr 2013 , 11:51am
post #8 of 12
Thank you guys so much !! ... i ment snails lol
hbquikcomjamesl
Posted 22 Apr 2013 , 1:44pm
post #10 of 12
Hmm. A snail goes into a Ferrari dealership, and buys the fastest sports car they have: he's tired of everybody calling him slow, and wants to do something about it. Then he has them paint a big yellow "S" on the side, for "Snail." That way, whenever he drives past, people will say, "Look at that 'S' car go!"
Crazy-Gray
Posted 22 Apr 2013 , 2:54pm
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Mrs O'Flaherty tells her husband Paddy, "I need you to be goin' down to the fish market to get some escargot for dinner. Reverend Father is coming and I want to do something special."
Paddy gets up off the couch and trudges outside.
At the fish market Paddy buys a bucket full of snails, pays the monger and starts to make his way home. A few blocks from his house he sees that his local watering hole is open, and slips inside to have a wee snort.
Time passes. Lots of it.
Paddy sees the clock and says, "Oh, I'm in for what-for from the wife, gotta go fellas".
Walking up his lane, just outside his front door he trips and falls and spills the bucket of snails on the gound.
Mrs O'Flaherty comes to the door and is just about to give her husband a good and proper tongue lashing when Paddy says to the snails, "Hurry up you snails, hurry up! The missus is waiting for you!!"
Paddy gets up off the couch and trudges outside.
At the fish market Paddy buys a bucket full of snails, pays the monger and starts to make his way home. A few blocks from his house he sees that his local watering hole is open, and slips inside to have a wee snort.
Time passes. Lots of it.
Paddy sees the clock and says, "Oh, I'm in for what-for from the wife, gotta go fellas".
Walking up his lane, just outside his front door he trips and falls and spills the bucket of snails on the gound.
Mrs O'Flaherty comes to the door and is just about to give her husband a good and proper tongue lashing when Paddy says to the snails, "Hurry up you snails, hurry up! The missus is waiting for you!!"
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