I answer email on my iPhone all the time. It has this nifty auto- typo correct feature which isn't always very helpful. Today I wrote this little tidbit to a potential customer:
"While I do not handle nuts in my commercial kitchen, I don't necessarily avoid ingredients packaged in nut-handling facilities. Additionally, I keep nudists in my other kitchen that could potentially cross-contaminate various surfaces."
Think she'll call?
if you try to type "awww" it auto changes it to "ass" ... try typing that when you're commenting on your friend's picture of their new baby
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/
I know this is painful..but you are NOT alone
OMG...thank you for that link....I have been cracking up! My 2 year old keeps saying "it's ok mommy" because she thinks I crying...tears are streaming down my face... but it's from laughter!
That's the funniest typo I've read in a long time.
I hope she gives you the benefit of the doubt on the nudists and nuts.
Michele
OMG that's hilarious.
I hate that feature on my phone, but when I turned it off I missed having the little choice of words show up. lol
Hopefully, your client has been a victim of this herself and will understand.
So, so funny!
You never know. She could be into that sort of thing. There's a whole community out there she could introduce your work to
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I'ld still order from yah!
I'm sure nudists handle their fair share of nuts too; ) I really needed a good laugh though, too perfect. A funny website to check out if you get the opportunity is damnyouautocorrect.com it will get you rolling, this should go right up on it LOL
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/
I know this is painful..but you are NOT alone
OMG...thank you for that link....I have been cracking up! My 2 year old keeps saying "it's ok mommy" because she thinks I crying...tears are streaming down my face... but it's from laughter!
I had to stop reading it because I was scaring my lovebird who was sitting on my shoulder
OMg, I just about died laughing! nudists contaminating things...I think that is why they are made to carry a towel or cushion around to sit on....
I haven't even clicked the link yet and I'm laughing like a school girl about the contaminating nudists, their cushions and the ass baby!
ya know, if you have nudists in your kitchen, you could augment your income with a live web-cam. Just sayin'...
[quote="JoanieB"]I'm sure nudists handle their fair share of nuts too; /quote]
Now I have an image in my mind and I can't get it out....thanks!!!! lol
I haven't even clicked the link yet and I'm laughing like a school girl about the contaminating nudists, their cushions and the ass baby!
ahhaha! im doing the same! cant wait to check out the link now!! lmao!
ya know, if you have nudists in your kitchen, you could augment your income with a live web-cam. Just sayin'...
LOL!!!
How long before this is moved into the naughty cakes or lounge? lol I say 1 hour or less from now.
I wish you had a screenshot of that text, you could totally submit it to that site. That is pretty stinkin hilarious.
I haven't even clicked the link yet and I'm laughing like a school girl about the contaminating nudists, their cushions and the ass baby!
I just freaked out my coworkers cuz I keep bursting out laughing!
I love fyouautocorrect! It is hilarious!
I had to quote SweetSuzieQ because reading "ass baby" made me almost fall out of my chair!
I had to quote SweetSuzieQ because reading "ass baby" made me almost fall out of my chair!
Bwahaaahaa!!
I finally made it on to autocorrect and, now have to take a break because my tummy hurts from laughing so hard. I think I just found my new workout routine cuz my abs feel RIPPED!! LOL
"While I do not handle nuts in my commercial kitchen, I don't necessarily avoid ingredients packaged in nut-handling facilities. Additionally, I keep nudists in my other kitchen that could potentially cross-contaminate various surfaces."
Think she'll call?
Maybe it's just me but, it was sounding questionable from the beginning. Bringing the nudists into the response just tied it (the reply) up in a bow.
I do wash my hands thoroughly after handling nuts. would make one think hmmmmm, eh?
So do you handle nuts in your home kitchen? I've haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks for sharing
My friend showed me one the other day where he had typed NOOOOOOOOO and it turned into BOOOOOOOOOOBS.
LOL!
Thank you for sharing! I can't stop chuckling and the responses are great as well. I needed cheering up so thanks again for that!
Keep 'em coming, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase!
Message to my BF last Friday -
"I only got you one THONG for your birthday, hope that you aren't disappointed..."
response - "Couldn't be happier"
one thing, one thong... what's the difference
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