got a call for a 50th bday party on Friday the 13th?!! she would like to tie it all in...and she said it was for her Mom and she is not easily offended. any ideas? it needs to feed 50 people...i am just not feeling it. thanks everyone!
cracked mirrors (funny if could make it look like a cracked reflection of b-day girl)
black cats just crossed path of someone not flat on behind on floor/pavement
ladders with people walking under them while getting doused with paint (and person on ladder could be falling off
car crashes (it's up a tree having swerved to avoid cat)
general mayhem
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now see what' happens when <name> turns 50! -- no blamin' it on Friday the 13th
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