I almost hung up when I heard it was a relay call, after hearing so many stories on here... But I decided I didn't want to hang up on a REAL hearing-impared person, so I went with it. The person asked if I do wedding cake, I answer yes. They want a cake for 250 people for their daughter's wedding in a WEEK, and ask the price. I give them a ballpark figure based on my per serving price and ask what flavor and shape. They say "white Chocolate" which I don't offer at this time, and I tell them so. They go on to say they want a "pillared" shaped cake. 
Now I'm pretty sure it's a scam and want to get off the phone. I ask where the venue is for delivery, they say they want to pick up. I say fine, but I need payment in CASH immediately for such short notice. They ask if I take credit cards, to which I say no, but I take PayPal.
Disconnect.
Heh. 
I'll have to remember that for next time! I was a little out of it at first, they actually woke me up... 
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