I had to post this joke here, it just seem to fit in the business section
The owner of a small farm was being investigated for allegedly not paying workers proper wages
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them" demanded the interview agent
"Well," replied the farmer "There is my farm hand who has been with me for three years. I pay him 200 dollars a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her 150.00 a week plus free room and board"
"Then there is the half wit who works about 18 hours a day, and does 90 percent of the work around here. He makes about 10.00 a week and pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."
"THAT'S the guy I want to talk, the half-wit!"said the agent.
The farmer replied "that would be me."
heheheh.... old scuba divers joke, how do you make a million dollars in the dive industry? buy a dive shop for $2mil
I got the naughty version of that joke a while back- it included the line (about the half-wit) "and he screws my wife occasionally."
...and if I only drank, that would be me! Too funny; thanks for posting this. It made my day.
Mike posted that joke! Hey, where is Mike?
Yes, so many CC'ers are missing.
Mrs-A, your signature quote really makes me miss Jamie too.