Thanks Jamie!
You actually think I'm a riot, and you got my name right!
I never had a sexually mature rooster that didn't try to kill me.
glmphhhh....ffffgmmm....fffffffgggmmmmm!! *This is the only sound you hear as Melvira has two hands slapped over her mouth trying DESPERATELY to keep it appropriate!* 
I never had a sexually mature rooster that didn't try to kill me.
glmphhhh....ffffgmmm....fffffffgggmmmmm!! *This is the only sound you hear as Melvira has two hands slapped over her mouth trying DESPERATELY to keep it appropriate!*
Please do not feel sorry for me. The last couple of months have sucked and I don't really have an outlet. (I'm not married!)
oh, sweetie...... that's why woman invented batteries.
I'm still relatively new to the forum - so I hope this is appropriate -
BUT - in my real (not-cake-related) job - I am a cancer physician. I often answer questions for friends just to validate what their regular doctors are telling them, so if I can help - you can PM me. All information to me is confidential and just for informational purposes.
Oh - and I'm not married either so I know the drill - my cats listen to lots of ranting and raving - they are very good at that.
I'm still relatively new to the forum - so I hope this is appropriate -
BUT - in my real (not-cake-related) job - I am a cancer physician. I often answer questions for friends just to validate what their regular doctors are telling them, so if I can help - you can PM me. All information to me is confidential
and just for informational purposes.Oh - and I'm not married either so I know the drill - my cats listen to lots of ranting and raving - they are very good at that.
Now that's just the sweetest offer I've had in a long time.
Thank you!
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