Scratch, Mix, Buttercream, Fondant, Charge, No Charge.....
Decorating By Shelle_75 Updated 15 May 2009 , 2:50am by jensenscakes
So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.
After all that I feel like having the Spongebob/Patrick conversation that's in your signature.
So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.
OK first things first..........Are you licensed?
Ahahahaha 
Oh, that was great. I'll get on translating recipes to Protugese
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and finally I was like 
OK first things first..........Are you licensed?
Hee hee hee. Nope. I have my own farmer's market roadside stand beside my driveway.
And animals in my house.
And a cigarette hanging out of your mouth with 3" of ash on the end?
But tell me, did you deliver it with no box? And did you put it in the cargo area where your dog likes to sit?
OK first things first..........Are you licensed?
Hee hee hee. Nope. I have my own farmer's market roadside stand beside my driveway.
And animals in my house.
And a cigarette hanging out of your mouth with 3" of ash on the end?
And PLEASE tell me you had a baby on your hip with a soaking wet diaper, wet t-shirt, and a bottle of Mountain Dew.
So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.
OK first things first..........Are you licensed?
LOVE IT! That always seems to be the #1 question. Someone could ask how to spell chocolate and the responses would somehow come back to "Are you licensed?"
Too funny!
Also, how much would you charge for .......
So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.
YES...all of this WOULD make me happy!!! LOL - thanks for the laugh!
So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.
OK first things first..........Are you licensed?
Dkelly! You totally stole my question!!!!
Thanks I needed a great laugh today and now I have tears streaming down my face.
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