Ok.. 
I feel like I've finally been recognized by the public as a legitimate cake designer !! I got the HAPPY MARRIED LIFE email today! Woo hoo!!!
*walks up on stage*
"It's so nice to finally be chosen to recieve this award... First I'd like to thank my family, my friends, all the hard working stock boys at the local bakers supply...I'd like to give a shout out to my agent and friend. We did it baby!! Woo!! "
*music starts to play and they usher me off... *
wow... I feel better lmao 
Mazel Tov!
Now you can consider yourself a member of the elite!
LMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you get an email, with misspelled words galore, from some one who wants you to make their wedding cake. They will send you a check, of course it is way too much, you then wire them back the difference. they say they will have a courier service pick up the cake and they want it to say something along the lines of happy married life. of course the check is bogus and if you were dumb enough to wire the change to them, you are out the money as there is no way to trace it.
Someone contacts you thru email and asks to order a strawberry (or some other flavor) cake for a wedding whenever. They ask for 5 or 6 tiers with "Happy Married Life" on it. They want a quote and will give you a cc number and tell you to charge $3000.00 (or some other outrageous figure).
They tell you to keep what you charge for the cake and a courier or driver will pick up the cake to take to gosh, knows where. You are to give the driver the remaining balance in cash.
Alas, the cc is stolen. SCAM!!!
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