Leaving beer or scotch (milk would curdle) and fruitcake out for Santa ...
No wonder he's jolly!
Mele Kalikimaka - Hawaiian transliteration for Merry Christmas
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Quietly Santa leaves presents while the children are sleeping
Wow I leave the room for a couple of minutes and you guys have written Q and R. OK so S
Santa sacks
Until the children are asleep Santa won't come
very quickly wrapping presents so you can get those precious few hours of sleep before you hear little feet and have a little one poking you in the eye to wake up because SANTA PASSED!!!!
Yawnnnnnnnnnn...being exhausted after slaving in the kitchen for 2 days straight
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (song)
Merry Christmas!
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