redneck
It isn't in my dictionary but I'm sure it's a word, not sure if it's a real word or not!
) (this one took a while!)
broadside - change 2, add 1
heathen
(I've never actually used that word, although I've heard many conversations peppered with it.) 
theater
I've heard of heathens too, but have never met one personally.
threat
(There's the "threat" of me falling asleep at the computer... self-induced sleep deprivation)
teacher
I've developed a nasty headache (too much heavy thinking?) so I'm going to have to pack it in for now. Be back later, hopefully.
Janice
leacher
(last one for me too. I've had a headache to day too. I hope you feel better tomorrow. )
arched
(Writhing in pain, I "arched" my back to relieve the back spasm that will keep me up all night.)
parched
I'm concerned about you K2, you sound like you are seriously distressed and in pain.
No, it's my odd sense of humor with using these words in a sentence. I get silly when I'm tired.
porches
Now you've got me silly...I'm thinking "porkchops!"
chopper (close enough, I guess)
phoney
(As a child, I wanted a "phoney" for my birthday, but we didn't have enough land.) 
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