REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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thats funny. I am going to send it to my friends.
I'd place a bet on the elves being female too. How many men do you know who can handle Christmas for a bunch of kids without a woman to help? That and Santa presents are usually nicely wrapped, I don't know many men who can neatly wrap a package.
You might also note that the comment about them losing the antlers after they give birth, they are also pregnant while driving the fat man around.
I'd place a bet on the elves being female too. How many men do you know who can handle Christmas for a bunch of kids without a woman to help? That and Santa presents are usually nicely wrapped, I don't know many men who can neatly wrap a package.
You might also note that the comment about them losing the antlers after they give birth, they are also pregnant while driving the fat man around.
Yeah I was thinking about the samething after I reread it getting it in my inbox one more time this AM! About them being pregnant pulling the sleigh and the present what man I know never wraps the presents himself! They pay to have it done!
I'd place a bet on the elves being female too. How many men do you know who can handle Christmas for a bunch of kids without a woman to help? That and Santa presents are usually nicely wrapped, I don't know many men who can neatly wrap a package.
You might also note that the comment about them losing the antlers after they give birth, they are also pregnant while driving the fat man around.
Yeah I was thinking about the samething after I reread it getting it in my inbox one more time this AM! About them being pregnant pulling the sleigh and the present what man I know never wraps the presents himself! They pay to have it done!
My husband wraps my presents but they are never what I would call pretty, the kids helped him with one this year and it's no worse than what he did on his own.
I'm not going to touch the subject of the rouldolph and his/her girlfriend because I would get in trouble. 
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